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Miesque1973
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Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:48 pm

BaroqueAgain1 wrote:If you're going to take a shot at the POTUS, perhaps you should do it in the Political section? :?
I'm fairly sure no one would squawk about Dubya being asked to spell Czechoslovakia in order to be admitted to Heaven. ;)

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Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:57 pm

Miesque1973 wrote:
BaroqueAgain1 wrote:If you're going to take a shot at the POTUS, perhaps you should do it in the Political section? :?
I'm fairly sure no one would squawk about Dubya being asked to spell Czechoslovakia in order to be admitted to Heaven. ;)

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Sparrow Castle
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Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:07 pm

Must be April 1st in Australia...lol.

Justin Bieber booked for Queen Elizabeth Stakes ride on star stayer Mongolian Khan
Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun confirmed to Punters.com.au that the Canadian singer-songwriter has for the past month been riding secret early morning trackwork at Los Angeles’ Santa Anita Park in order to sharpen his skills.

Braun stated that initial skepticism about safety risks from within the Bieber camp (Bieber is worth an estimated $215 million) was quickly forgotten.
https://www.punters.com.au/news/Justin- ... er_144105/
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ElPrado2
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Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:30 am

Only in Florida...
There is a news story, with video, of a dog fiying a plane. I am watching it now. At least it isn't a passenger jet. But it is in the pilot's seat wearing goggles and headphones.
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ElPrado2
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Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:23 am

It must just be a normal Monday.
Police are chasing a Chihuahua on the Golden Gate Bridge.
BaroqueAgain1
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Mon Apr 04, 2016 2:21 pm

And that's not a late April Fool's prank.
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/cops-chase-ch ... -pets.html
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Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:17 pm

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Starine
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Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:34 pm

ElPrado2 wrote:It must just be a normal Monday.
Police are chasing a Chihuahua on the Golden Gate Bridge.
:D Kind of reminds me of an old favorite, the pug antagonizing the police dog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaSfSbNoHWQ
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 1:37 pm

I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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ElPrado2
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:09 am

And of course, it was a Yalie. I lived in New Haven for a while.
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 4:15 pm

A little goofy, but maybe a tip on the Uncle Mo's in the derby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvnsy9HOOww
I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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ElPrado2
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Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:21 pm

I just remembered something from my childhood.
Dad was in the USAF. We were at a base in Sumter, S. C. When I was in grade school. One morning, Mom opened the front door to take me to school. I was in first grade. She did not get far. Sitting on the front porch was an eight foot alligator, in the mood to find a girlfriend. I can still remember the screams my mother made. I can also remember the roar from the horny gator joining in with his reaction. It was gator mating season. The local sheriff's office had a a real party in my front yard removing it.
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ElPrado2
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Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:50 pm

hgtv.com/design-blog/outdoors/w/why-you-should-never-garden-naked

It seems that National Naked Gardening Day falls on the same day as the Ky Derby this year.
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Starine
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Sun May 01, 2016 1:25 am

Paperback Paradise is now my new favorite Twitter account. I haven't laughed out loud at the computer this hard in some time.
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Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:18 pm

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Ruby's had enough of being accused of jumping off horses...
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ElPrado2
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Mon May 08, 2017 6:04 pm

You will love this one.
There's a red haired teenager in, I believe, Ohio, that is suing his parents because he was born a ginger.

For $2,000,000.

A friend just showed this to me on a news feed.
BaroqueAgain1
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Mon May 08, 2017 7:23 pm

That sounds like a bit of 'fake news.' :P
But, as someone whose hair was very red as a kid, I kind of relate. :lol:
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I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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Thu May 25, 2017 9:39 am

ElPrado2 wrote:You will love this one.
There's a red haired teenager in, I believe, Ohio, that is suing his parents because he was born a ginger.

For $2,000,000.

A friend just showed this to me on a news feed.
And when I was a kid I would have loved to have been a redhead. My good friend had curly red hair while my hair was medium brown and fairly straight.

Guess some kids just want the opposite of what they have. ;)
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