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Here's the first installment
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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Haha! I love it
Thanks for sharing!

Government is not the solution to the problem. Government is the problem. Ronald Reagan.
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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Thought for today:
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." ~ W. C. Fields
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." ~ W. C. Fields
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. ~ Cowboy saying
There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing. ~ Will Rogers
There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing. ~ Will Rogers
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And, our frustration with Washington....

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
“The heaviest penalty for declining to the rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.”
― Plato, The Republic
― Plato, The Republic
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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
ER's and undertakers will NEVER go out of business. MentalZero.com - great name.
One thing about Darwin Awards - it's only an award for people who killed themselves.
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OMG, I shouldn't have read this while drinking coffee.

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
~President Dwight Eisenhower
~President Dwight Eisenhower
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That was funny...but it could have been a painful cautionary tale about turning your back on a "mouthy" horse. The cameraman might have actually lost a piece of his ear if the horse had closed his teeth just a half-inch deeper on the ear.
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Saw that a few months ago- that horse really, really likes the camera man. Horse was actually doing just enough to get attention- and not to harm. 

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
The reactions are great. Yeah, I'd be high-tailing it out of there if I witnessed this!
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Definition of the word "coincidence"!
A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
The woman said: " How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".
" What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I am celebrating..."
" It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" - said the woman.
"What a coincidence" - said the farmer.
While they toasted, the man asked:- " What are you celebrating? "
" My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".
" What a coincidence!" - said the man – " I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs.
" This is awesome" - said the woman. " What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
" I used a different rooster " - he said.
The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence"

A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
The woman said: " How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".
" What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I am celebrating..."
" It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" - said the woman.
"What a coincidence" - said the farmer.
While they toasted, the man asked:- " What are you celebrating? "
" My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".
" What a coincidence!" - said the man – " I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs.
" This is awesome" - said the woman. " What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
" I used a different rooster " - he said.
The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence"

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Wando wrote:I think some people should just stay home![]()
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Here's the best one:
19. “My fiance and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars