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stark
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 4:15 pm

A little goofy, but maybe a tip on the Uncle Mo's in the derby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvnsy9HOOww
I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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ElPrado2
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Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:21 pm

I just remembered something from my childhood.
Dad was in the USAF. We were at a base in Sumter, S. C. When I was in grade school. One morning, Mom opened the front door to take me to school. I was in first grade. She did not get far. Sitting on the front porch was an eight foot alligator, in the mood to find a girlfriend. I can still remember the screams my mother made. I can also remember the roar from the horny gator joining in with his reaction. It was gator mating season. The local sheriff's office had a a real party in my front yard removing it.
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ElPrado2
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Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:50 pm

hgtv.com/design-blog/outdoors/w/why-you-should-never-garden-naked

It seems that National Naked Gardening Day falls on the same day as the Ky Derby this year.
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Starine
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Sun May 01, 2016 1:25 am

Paperback Paradise is now my new favorite Twitter account. I haven't laughed out loud at the computer this hard in some time.
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Sparrow Castle
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Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:18 pm

Paddy Power‏Verified account @paddypower
WATCH what happened when Ruby Walsh and Paddy teamed up in a 4x4 to confront a Twitter troll… #CheltMental
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/8 ... 7620455424
Ruby Walsh confronts Twitter troll
Ruby's had enough of being accused of jumping off horses...
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ElPrado2
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Mon May 08, 2017 6:04 pm

You will love this one.
There's a red haired teenager in, I believe, Ohio, that is suing his parents because he was born a ginger.

For $2,000,000.

A friend just showed this to me on a news feed.
BaroqueAgain1
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Mon May 08, 2017 7:23 pm

That sounds like a bit of 'fake news.' :P
But, as someone whose hair was very red as a kid, I kind of relate. :lol:
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Wed May 24, 2017 1:13 pm

I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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War Admiral
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Thu May 25, 2017 9:39 am

ElPrado2 wrote:You will love this one.
There's a red haired teenager in, I believe, Ohio, that is suing his parents because he was born a ginger.

For $2,000,000.

A friend just showed this to me on a news feed.
And when I was a kid I would have loved to have been a redhead. My good friend had curly red hair while my hair was medium brown and fairly straight.

Guess some kids just want the opposite of what they have. ;)
Government is not the solution to the problem. Government is the problem. Ronald Reagan.
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ElPrado2
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Tue Dec 25, 2018 10:39 pm

They are getting a little rowdy in Oz.
It seems some large economy sized guy in Australia er,........had it on with 9 mares and was fought off by a cow.
The Australian police are also looking for a man with a motorized picnic table.
My daughter was wandering around some interesting sites.
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ElPrado2
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Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:08 pm

A Canadian University gave out condoms with a safe sex message stapled to them, thus rendering them unusable.
They trying to build population up there?
BaroqueAgain1
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Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:53 pm

Someone at that university needs to be shown how those little latex/rubber sleeves actually work, because, clearly, whoever prepared that giveaway knows nothing aboot condoms. :oops: :lol:
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ElPrado2
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Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:04 am

They may have their brains frozen this time of year.
My daughter actually found that on some off the wall news site.
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ElPrado2
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Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:58 am

The past, present and future walked into a bar.


It was tense.
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ElPrado2
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Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:22 pm

What do you call a female horse that only wins races at nigjt?

A nightmare.
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Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:47 pm

I thought I kept hearing high hat shots on a drum kit----like someone's telling "One-Liners" and sure enough :lol: So how are ya doin'?
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ElPrado2
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Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:20 am

2 blondes walked into a bar.
The bartender asked "Are you two sisters?".
"No", they replied, "We aren't even Catholic."
stark
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Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:22 pm

It’s supposed to rain Thursday, Saturday and Sunday. Might even dip below 60 degrees. Pray for us in Southern California.

https://twitter.com/BH_JBalan/status/10 ... 4948658176
I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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ElPrado2
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Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:11 am

Sounds just like Tampa. We may have hurricanes , but we don't have earthquakes.😀
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Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:05 pm

I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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