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by RUFFIAN
Thu May 23, 2019 4:05 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 5/22 *RESULTS* @ EVANGELINE
Replies: 1
Views: 173

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 5/22 @ EVANGELINE

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM RACING TODAY AT EVANGELINE DOWNS WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO & CATALINA ~ DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, WILL HAVE 7 CONTRARY CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER 'DUSTING' AT THE WIRE! THE EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IT'S AN ENE...
by RUFFIAN
Thu May 23, 2019 2:46 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 5/25 @ MONMOUTH
Replies: 0
Views: 240

SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 5/25 @ MONMOUTH

CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY LET HER 'INNER CHEETAH' RUN WILD AND SHOCK THE FRONT RUNNING PEEPTOAD AS SHE FLEW ON BY :P ONCE AGAIN PROVING THE OLD ADAGE OF NO SUCH THING AS A 'SURE THING' VENUE: MONMOUTH PARK AS THE GUITAR SAID TO THE SKINNY LADY ''SURE LOOKS LIKE MIGHTY SLIM PICKINS!'' ...
by RUFFIAN
Mon May 20, 2019 12:45 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 5/22 *RESULTS* @ EVANGELINE
Replies: 1
Views: 173

MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 5/22 *RESULTS* @ EVANGELINE

CONGRATS TO 'THE DUSTY ONE' AS SHE DUSTED OFF THE COMPETITION RATHER CONVINCINGLY :P VENUE CHOICE: EVANGELINE POST TIMES: 6:50 ET // 5:50 CT // 4:50 $$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$ IN THE COLOSSAL CAT HOUSE, AMIDST CATNIP & CHIPPENDALES WILL BE EL PRADO TRYING TO LOCATE HER CALCULATOR ~ IF THE CATNIP OVERPOWERS...
by RUFFIAN
Sun May 19, 2019 3:34 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: SUPURR SATURDAY: 5/18 = *RESULTS* @ PIMLICO
Replies: 1
Views: 181

Re: SUPURR SATURDAY: 5/18 = PIMLICO

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY TODAY WE ARE AT PIMLICO RACE TRACK ON PREAKNESS DAY CRABCAKES + CATNIP BUFFET OUR FEATURE EVENT CELEBRATING DUSTY & RAVEN *** THE "DUSTY RAVEN" STAKES {{ NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A BRITISH PUB!}} DEFENDING CHAMP, RAVEN, WILL HAVE 11 CONTRARY CAPABLE CHALLEN...
by RUFFIAN
Thu May 16, 2019 5:09 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 5/15 *RESULTS* @ Presque Isle Downs
Replies: 1
Views: 181

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 5/15 @ Presque Isle Downs

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM AT PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS OUR FEATURE EVENT: BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES FIERCE FEISTY FILLYS VS: CLEVER CONFIDENT COLTS WITH THE SCRATCH OF CATALINA, DEFENDING YO-YO-MAMA CHAMP, EL PRADO ~ WILL HAVE 8 CALCULATING CHALLENGERS THE NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE REA...
by RUFFIAN
Thu May 16, 2019 2:14 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: SUPURR SATURDAY: 5/18 = *RESULTS* @ PIMLICO
Replies: 1
Views: 181

SUPURR SATURDAY: 5/18 = *RESULTS* @ PIMLICO

CONGRATS TO THE HIGH FLYIN RAVEN THE CONTENTIOUS COLT MANAGED TO PUT ONE FINELY FEATHERED NOSE ON THE WIRE JUST AHEAD OF THUNDER CAT TO PREVAIL IN A TIGHTLY CONTESTED FRISKY FINAL FURLONGS! :P VENUE IS THERE REALLY A NEED TO SAY 'PIMLICO' UNLESS SOMEONE HAS BEEN HIBERNATING LATELY UNDER A ROCK? :sho...
by RUFFIAN
Sun May 12, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: SUPURRR SATURDAY: 5/11 **RESULTS** @ BELMONT
Replies: 1
Views: 207

Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY: 5/11 @ BELMONT

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY TODAY WE ARE AT BELMONT PARK DEFENDING CHAMP RUFFIAN WILL BE CHASING THAT EVER ELUSIVE 3-PEAT AS SHE TRIES TO LET HER ''INNER CHEETAH'' RUN WILD AGAIN WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF REAL QUIET & CATALINA RUFFIAN WILL HAVE 11 CRAFTY CAPABLE CHALLENGERS TRYING T...
by RUFFIAN
Sun May 12, 2019 9:48 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 5/15 *RESULTS* @ Presque Isle Downs
Replies: 1
Views: 181

MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 5/15 *RESULTS* @ Presque Isle Downs

CONGRATS TO EL PRADO THE FILLY RAN A PHENOMENAL RACE TO WIN BY DAYLIGHT VENUE CHOICE: PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS {ERIE ~ PENNSYLVANIA} FEATURE EVENT: BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES FIERCE FIREY FILLYS VS COOL, CALM, COMPETENT COLTS POST TIMES: 5:25 ET // 4:25 CT // 3:25 MT // 2:25 PT SCOREKEEPER SNOOZIN IN YE O...
by RUFFIAN
Fri May 10, 2019 3:46 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: SUPURRR SATURDAY: 5/11 **RESULTS** @ BELMONT
Replies: 1
Views: 207

SUPURRR SATURDAY: 5/11 **RESULTS** @ BELMONT

CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY LET HER 'INNER CHEETAH' RUN WILD ONCE AGAIN TO REPEAT HER WINNING PURRRFORMANCE OF LAST TIME NOW SHE WILL RUN FOR THAT EVER ELUSIVE: 3-PEAT VENUE: BELMONT PARK AFTER CHECKING SOME TRACKS = I FIND BELMONT THE BEST THO REPEATING MY VICTORY WILL BE A HUGE TEST! ...
by RUFFIAN
Mon May 06, 2019 6:35 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: $$$ MONEY TALKS! $$$ = *RESULTS” - A DERBY CONTEST!
Replies: 1
Views: 224

Re: $$$ MONEY TALKS! $$$ = A DERBY CONTEST!

'MONEY TALKS' OR SOMETIMES IT SHRIEKS! ONE DAY YOU'RE DOWN AND CRYIN THE BLUES SUDDENLY THE NEXT TIME YA JUST CANNOT LOSE! IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL THAT STOUT LADY SINGS AND TO ONE SPECIAL PLAYER, A BANKROLL SHE BRINGS A DAY OF SURPRISES, OF LET DOWNS OR GLEE SOME FULL OF JOY ~ SOME = O WOE IS ME! MOST O...
by RUFFIAN
Mon May 06, 2019 6:23 pm
Forum: Racing
Topic: 'Categories' of Stewards Rules, TIF Discussion
Replies: 7
Views: 644

Re: 'Categories' of Stewards Rules, TIF Discussion

“...Maximum Security clearly did not cause the poor performance of so many horses that he is in 17th place. I know it's all just dumb numbers on a page, but woof.” =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= HE WAS PLACED #17 BEHIND THE HORSES WITH WHOM ...
by RUFFIAN
Sun May 05, 2019 12:35 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: 2019 BLIND LUCK RESULTS
Replies: 0
Views: 156

2019 BLIND LUCK RESULTS

LADY LUCK IS KNOWN TO BE BLIND MAKES DECISIONS WITHOUT SIGHT NOT INFLUENCED BY WHAT IS SEEN NOT BASED ON 'WRONG' OR 'RIGHT' AND SO IT WAS ON DERBY DAY WHEN THING JUST WENT AWRY WHAT MADE SO MANY JUMP FOR JOY ~ MADE OTHERS SIT AND CRY BUT LADY LUCK JUST LAUGHED IN GLEE SHE HAD NO HORSE IN THE GAME BE...
by RUFFIAN
Fri May 03, 2019 2:27 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 5/1 *RESULTS* @ CHURCHILL
Replies: 1
Views: 198

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 5/1 @ CHURCHILL

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM TODAY WE HAVE A DOUBLE FEATURE EVENT BOTS: BATTLE OF THE SEXES PLUS THE 'DERBY FEVER' STAKES DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN, WILL BE TRYING HER BEST TO LET HER 'INNER CHEETAH' PREVAIL BUT IT MAY BE A TOOTH & CLAW BATTLE WITH 8 CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS TRYING TO SL...
by RUFFIAN
Thu May 02, 2019 12:35 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: SUPURR SATURDAY: 5/4 @ CHURCHILL {R1--12}
Replies: 0
Views: 161

SUPURR SATURDAY: 5/4 @ CHURCHILL {R1--12}

CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN THE FIERCE FILLY TURNED HER 'INNER CHEETAH' LOOSE EARLY ON AND PLAYED HER OWN GAME OF ''CATCH THE CHEETAH IF YA CAN'' TIGER DANCER DID HER BEST BUT HER DANCE WAS TOO SLOW VENUE: GEE I WONDER WHERE WE WILL BE! CHURCHILL DOWNS: *** R1--12 ONLY *** {GIVE YE OLE SCOREKEEPER A 'TREAT'...
by RUFFIAN
Mon Apr 29, 2019 12:39 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: $$$ MONEY TALKS! $$$ = *RESULTS” - A DERBY CONTEST!
Replies: 1
Views: 224

$$$ MONEY TALKS! $$$ = *RESULTS” - A DERBY CONTEST!

CONGRATS TO LAST YEAR'S WINNER: THUNDER CAT $$$ MONEY TALKS $$$ = A DERBY CONTEST ========> RULES <========= * POST 3 HORSES IN THE ORDER YOU LIKE THEM * ADD 2 ALTERNATES (## + Name) IN CASE OF SCRATCHES ===> MUST INCLUDE PRG ## + HORSE'S NAME <===== ****** WITHOUT EITHER THE ENTRY WILL BE DQ ******...
by RUFFIAN
Sun Apr 28, 2019 7:10 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: SUPURR SATURDAY: 4/27 **RESULTS** @ GOLDEN GATE
Replies: 1
Views: 195

Re: SUPURR SATURDAY: 4/27 @ GOLDEN GATE

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY TODAY WE RUN IN THE SUN AT GOLDEN GATE FIELDS FOR OUR FEATURE EVENT: CALIFORNY DREAMIN STAKES TODAY, DEFENDING CHAMP, THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' IS CALIFORNIA DREAMIN OF A REPEAT VICTORY AND WILL HAVE TEN CONNIVING CUNNING CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER...
by RUFFIAN
Sun Apr 28, 2019 4:25 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 5/1 *RESULTS* @ CHURCHILL
Replies: 1
Views: 198

MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 5/1 *RESULTS* @ CHURCHILL

CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN THE FEROCIOUSLY FRISKY FILLY TURNED HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' LOOSE EARLY ON, PLAYING HER OWN GAME OF 'CAT ME IF U CAN' ~ ~ NOBODY COULD EVEN COME CLOSE VENUE: CHURCHILL DOWNS FEATURE EVENT: ''DERBY FEVER'' STAKES AND BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES FIERCE FIERY FILLYS VS: CLEVER CANTANKERO...
by RUFFIAN
Thu Apr 25, 2019 8:09 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 4/24 *** RESULTS ***~ @ MAHONING VALLEY
Replies: 1
Views: 205

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 4/24 @ MAHONING VALLEY

MIDWEEK MAYHEM: ''SMOKE OR SMOLDER'' STAKES NO TIME TO BE ABLE A-BRINGIN AN ELONGATED WONDROUS RACE CALL DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES ALL DAY THIS CAT IS ABOUT READY TO BAWL! THE DEFENDING CHAMP CIGARSHOP HAD JUST AN 8 CHALLENGER TEST BUT WHEN THE FINISH LINE CAME ~ WOULD THE CHAMPION STILL BE THE BEST? ...
by RUFFIAN
Thu Apr 25, 2019 1:04 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: SUPURR SATURDAY: 4/27 **RESULTS** @ GOLDEN GATE
Replies: 1
Views: 195

SUPURR SATURDAY: 4/27 **RESULTS** @ GOLDEN GATE

CONGRATS TO BLUNNY, THE ENERGIZER-BUNNY! IRONY AT ITS BEST, THAT A 'BUNNY' WINS THE EASTER-BUNNY-HOP S VENUE WILL BE A 'CHANGE OF PACE' DAY WITH DERBY PREPS FINISHED, LET'S TAKE A ROMP IN THE SUN AT GOLDEN GATE FIELDS IN CALIFORNY... GOLDEN GATE POST TIMES: 12:15 PACIFIC // 1:15 MT // 2:15 CT // 3:1...
by RUFFIAN
Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:57 pm
Forum: Handicapping
Topic: *BLIND LUCK* DERBY CONTEST!
Replies: 2
Views: 238

Re: *BLIND LUCK* DERBY CONTEST!

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