Daily Laugh

[Miesque1973]

If you're going to take a shot at the POTUS, perhaps you should do it in the Political section?

I'm fairly sure no one would squawk about Dubya being asked to spell Czechoslovakia in order to be admitted to Heaven.

Miesque

[Catalina]

If you're going to take a shot at the POTUS, perhaps you should do it in the Political section?

I'm fairly sure no one would squawk about Dubya being asked to spell Czechoslovakia in order to be admitted to Heaven.

Miesque

LOL!!!

[Sparrow Castle]

Must be April 1st in Australia...lol.

Justin Bieber booked for Queen Elizabeth Stakes ride on star stayer Mongolian Khan

Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun confirmed to Punters.com.au that the Canadian singer-songwriter has for the past month been riding secret early morning trackwork at Los Angeles’ Santa Anita Park in order to sharpen his skills.

Braun stated that initial skepticism about safety risks from within the Bieber camp (Bieber is worth an estimated $215 million) was quickly forgotten.

https://www.punters.com.au/news/Justin- ... er_144105/

[ElPrado2]

Only in Florida...
There is a news story, with video, of a dog fiying a plane. I am watching it now. At least it isn't a passenger jet. But it is in the pilot's seat wearing goggles and headphones.

[ElPrado2]

It must just be a normal Monday.
Police are chasing a Chihuahua on the Golden Gate Bridge.

[BaroqueAgain1]

And that's not a late April Fool's prank.
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/cops-chase-ch ... -pets.html

[Starine]

[Starine]

It must just be a normal Monday.
Police are chasing a Chihuahua on the Golden Gate Bridge.

Kind of reminds me of an old favorite, the pug antagonizing the police dog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaSfSbNoHWQ

[stark]

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/03/volleyb ... yutv-video

[ElPrado2]

And of course, it was a Yalie. I lived in New Haven for a while.

[stark]

A little goofy, but maybe a tip on the Uncle Mo's in the derby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvnsy9HOOww

[ElPrado2]

I just remembered something from my childhood.
Dad was in the USAF. We were at a base in Sumter, S. C. When I was in grade school. One morning, Mom opened the front door to take me to school. I was in first grade. She did not get far. Sitting on the front porch was an eight foot alligator, in the mood to find a girlfriend. I can still remember the screams my mother made. I can also remember the roar from the horny gator joining in with his reaction. It was gator mating season. The local sheriff's office had a a real party in my front yard removing it.

[ElPrado2]

hgtv.com/design-blog/outdoors/w/why-you-should-never-garden-naked

It seems that National Naked Gardening Day falls on the same day as the Ky Derby this year.

[Starine]

Paperback Paradise is now my new favorite Twitter account. I haven't laughed out loud at the computer this hard in some time.

[Sparrow Castle]

Paddy Power‏Verified account @paddypower
WATCH what happened when Ruby Walsh and Paddy teamed up in a 4x4 to confront a Twitter troll… #CheltMental
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/8 ... 7620455424
Ruby Walsh confronts Twitter troll
Ruby's had enough of being accused of jumping off horses...

[ElPrado2]

You will love this one.
There's a red haired teenager in, I believe, Ohio, that is suing his parents because he was born a ginger.

For $2,000,000.

A friend just showed this to me on a news feed.

[BaroqueAgain1]

That sounds like a bit of 'fake news.'
But, as someone whose hair was very red as a kid, I kind of relate.

[stark]

https://twitter.com/RacingOnion

[War Admiral]

You will love this one.
There's a red haired teenager in, I believe, Ohio, that is suing his parents because he was born a ginger.

For $2,000,000.

A friend just showed this to me on a news feed.

And when I was a kid I would have loved to have been a redhead. My good friend had curly red hair while my hair was medium brown and fairly straight.

Guess some kids just want the opposite of what they have.