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Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:33 pm

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:35 pm

Haha! I love it :lol: Thanks for sharing!
Government is not the solution to the problem. Government is the problem. Ronald Reagan.
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Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:53 am

Here is a prime candidate for the Darwin award

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RS7s7CNWS4
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"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:04 pm

Thought for today:

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." ~ W. C. Fields
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. ~ Cowboy saying

There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing. ~ Will Rogers
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Tue Oct 01, 2013 2:57 pm

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And, our frustration with Washington....


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"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:45 pm

“The heaviest penalty for declining to the rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.”
― Plato, The Republic
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Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:34 am

Damn Auto Correct- adults only please

http://9gag.com/gag/6127426
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"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:02 am

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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:03 am

Barnfour wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-eN7gVEzq8

More Darwin awards~
ER's and undertakers will NEVER go out of business. MentalZero.com - great name.

One thing about Darwin Awards - it's only an award for people who killed themselves.
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Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:17 am

serenassong wrote:Damn Auto Correct- adults only please

http://9gag.com/gag/6127426
OMG, I shouldn't have read this while drinking coffee. :lol:
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
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Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:54 pm

I think they could have worded this differently. It doesn't read correctly for me.
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Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:07 pm

:roll: Brought to you by the folks in charge of installation instructions?
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Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:31 pm

This horse seemed to want all the attention from the cameraman :D

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Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:42 pm

That was funny...but it could have been a painful cautionary tale about turning your back on a "mouthy" horse. The cameraman might have actually lost a piece of his ear if the horse had closed his teeth just a half-inch deeper on the ear.
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Sun Oct 06, 2013 5:38 pm

Saw that a few months ago- that horse really, really likes the camera man. Horse was actually doing just enough to get attention- and not to harm. :D
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"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:09 pm

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"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
Plenilune
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Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:36 pm

The reactions are great. Yeah, I'd be high-tailing it out of there if I witnessed this!

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-tal ... 57580.html
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Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:50 pm

Definition of the word "coincidence"!


A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.

The woman said: " How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".

" What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I am celebrating..."

" It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" - said the woman.

"What a coincidence" - said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked:- " What are you celebrating? "

" My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".

" What a coincidence!" - said the man – " I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs.

" This is awesome" - said the woman. " What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"

" I used a different rooster " - he said.

The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence"

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Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:49 pm

I think some people should just stay home :D

http://blogdramedy.wordpress.com/2013/1 ... servation/
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serenassong
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Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:52 pm

Wando wrote:I think some people should just stay home :D

http://blogdramedy.wordpress.com/2013/1 ... servation/
:D

Here's the best one:

19. “My fiance and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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