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serenassong
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Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:38 pm

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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Ballerina
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Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:13 pm

This IS funny, but I've been known to have a warped sense of humor. :twisted:

Gotta hand it to the Euros to come up with some of these commericals. This one's touting coffee - careful you don't spit it onto your keyboard while watching.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/4BMUC4Yb4z4?rel=0
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Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:25 pm

Ballerina wrote:This IS funny, but I've been known to have a warped sense of humor. :twisted:

Gotta hand it to the Euros to come up with some of these commericals. This one's touting coffee - careful you don't spit it onto your keyboard while watching.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/4BMUC4Yb4z4?rel=0
OMG...that was hilarious...I might not be able to drink any of my herbal tea for a while.
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Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:06 pm

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Unmistakable!
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serenassong
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Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:38 am

This is so true....
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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:19 pm

All I can say is "my eyes! my eyes!"
Laughter is an instant vacation.....Milton Berle
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Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:06 pm

1- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2- Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
3- Half the people you know are below average.
4- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
5- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8- If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9- All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11- I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
12- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13- How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy .
18- Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
19- I intend to live forever; so far, so good
20- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23- My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28- The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32- The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33- Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work
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Ballerina
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Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:37 pm

I posted this on one of the previous TBC boards. It got some laughs by a number of posters. I thought it worthwhile to post again. Ingenious!

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id= ... y=1&loop=0
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Fri Nov 22, 2013 3:36 pm

Thanks, Bal! It still gets me, every time I come across that one.
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serenassong
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:01 am

This was filmed in my hometown- funny
https://www.doritos.com/base/About?regi ... 8&tab_id=4
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"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:16 pm

On Friday I attended a dinner for a club I belong to. A diner tried to make racing chat with me.

Her: There was a big race last weekend. I think it was the Belmont Stakes
Me: The Belmont in in June and is the 3rd leg of the Triple Crown.

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Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:15 pm

This is a dramatic reconstruction of a comment cat fight between two One Direction fangirls on one of their Youtube videos.

I'm still laughing. I hope they do a bunch of these. There are some fights on this board that would be great in this format :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxrWuE5qC5c
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Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:15 pm

Life is never boring when you own a dog.

http://www.viralnova.com/dog-owners-will-understand/
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serenassong
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Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:36 pm

Ballerina wrote:Life is never boring when you own a dog.

http://www.viralnova.com/dog-owners-will-understand/
Ha- saw this the other day. My sister's Dobi does #3 to me all the time- he thinks if he can fit, I wont notice and it's fine. #4 could be a real picture of my bed.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:12 pm

Ballerina wrote:Life is never boring when you own a dog.

http://www.viralnova.com/dog-owners-will-understand/
Love this link! I miss my Benni so much, he was a sweet, wonderful boy. I keep thinking I'd like another dog but after nearly three years I'm still not ready. In the meantime, I enjoy other peoples dogs and cute links such as this one.
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serenassong
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Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:51 am

Now, this is funny- something I might do
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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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i can't. what is this, i don't even...
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Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:20 pm

I wish the little video went on a few more seconds...did the rider stay on or part company with the horse? If he/she stayed on, the pair would have only been penalized four faults for touching the water. There are no points deducted for poor form over a fence...no matter how sideways the horse gets. :D
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