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BaroqueAgain1
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 5:54 pm

Since the scammers have gone beyond the usual appeal of offering you money for 'nothing,' and are actually presenting themselves as FBI AGENTS, I would definitely forward this stuff to the ACTUAL FBI. I don't think those guys will be doing much laughing about the deceit. :mrgreen:
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:45 pm

BaroqueAgain1 wrote:Since the scammers have gone beyond the usual appeal of offering you money for 'nothing,' and are actually presenting themselves as FBI AGENTS, I would definitely forward this stuff to the ACTUAL FBI. I don't think those guys will be doing much laughing about the deceit. :mrgreen:
That's assuming this comes from domestic skunks.
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ElPrado2
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:28 pm

My Dearest Friend

I have instructed Mr. Paul Heyman to release your funds in an ATM Master card to you, write him through his Email ( mrpaul.hy@gmail.com ) and forward the following details to him.
1.Full Name 2.Country: 3.Delivery Address: 4.Telephone:5.Occupation: Age/Sex.

Thanks
Mr. Ban Ki-Moon
Secretary-General (UN)


Now it is the UN Secretary General! I am so popular!

And...

My work partner has helped me to send the first $6000.00 to you through
Western
Union Money Transfer. Contact Mr.Frank Ashley, and ask him how much charge you
need to remit to them before they can allow you pick up the first $6000.
Contact: Mr.Frank Ashley TEL: +229-99 58 90 93 Email: (westernuion471@yahoo.
fr)
(MTCN)# 75.985.18712,for the first transfer he made to you, Ask him to give
you the Sender's Full Name, to pick the $6000,Your total sum is $1.600,000.00.
Send to him your, Full Name____________ State________, Republic of
City_______

Yours

Sincerely.

Mrs Juliet E John.

And...

Hello, Beneficiary,

before i commence i will like to explain my self to you this is Mrs.Lindan Howard from UPS Company your fund ($2.5m)USD is ready to be deliver.

contact Samuel Bolton or call him the only fee you have to pay is for the keeping fee ($40USD)send him You’re Address where the ATM will be deliver to.............

Contact :Samuel Bolton
E-mail:(theattornygenara@outlook.com)
Contact Number: +229 98095648

Regards,
Mrs. Lindan Howard

If they could spell, it might be easier for them. Now UPS has to deliver it :?: :!:
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Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:21 pm

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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:57 am

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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:58 pm

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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Ballerina
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Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:19 pm

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Ballerina
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Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:16 pm

Did I read that sign right?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.
It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!
They put in a correction the next day.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall! Would they make a great basketball team.

And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:40 pm

Blaze loves his kennel, not!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCRDskZrUMU
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Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:01 am

Wimpy dogs afraid of cats



http://www.wimp.com/catsdogs/
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serenassong
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:39 am

Here ya go:

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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Ballerina
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Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:03 pm

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Catalina
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Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:50 pm

And I can just see that, too! :lol:
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Ballerina
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:40 pm

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BaroqueAgain1
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:09 pm

Anyone with cats knows that the popcorn would be pawed out and replaced with cat before you could say, "quit licking my beard."
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ElPrado2
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:43 pm

I have a cat that swears it is her absolute duty to purr me to sleep while tucked under my chin. Dislodging her results in claw marks on sensitive parts of my anatomy.
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:46 pm

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Ballerina
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ElPrado2
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Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:35 am

Could have been worse. At least it was not a herd.
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Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:10 am

Not all meteorologists are nerds. Great reaction. I think the streaker may be a bit sore today. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?autoplay=1 ... pp=desktop
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