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Ballerina
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Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:41 pm

Don't hesitate adopting one. Elves can be potty trained. :lol:

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Ballerina
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:17 pm

The 12 Days of Christmas as told by household pets -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obGjx8Hry3M
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serenassong
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:05 pm

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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
Catalina
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:24 pm

Now there's two sensible doggies! :D
peeptoad
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:42 pm

Totally sensible... and good communication skills. :mrgreen:
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Ballerina
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 2:03 pm

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serenassong
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:34 pm

Yep, it's officially Christmas
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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:07 am

Ballerina wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?feat ... ybch3DX8c8

smart dog drives smart car.
Thanks, I needed a good laugh!
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Ballerina
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Sat Dec 28, 2013 4:09 pm

Utter lunacy - but hilarious, nevertheless

An Engineer's Guide to Cats

http://pussingtonpost.com/an-engineers- ... he-sequel/
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Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:23 am

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ElPrado2
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Tue Dec 31, 2013 6:13 pm

My laugh of the day...
a Mrs Maury somebodyorother just emailed me that my $1 1/2 million bucks has been discovered lying around somewhere in a bank in Benin. Would I please send all bank info from my account so that they could transfer it to me.
I just love getting this garbage.
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ElPrado2
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Tue Dec 31, 2013 6:35 pm

Laugh # 2
And for the second time today, someone just called me on the phone wondering if I believe in ghosts. Twice, today. Are they trying to tell me something :?:
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ElPrado2
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Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:30 am

Now Ike somebody, who is the Benin Secretary of IMF ... whatever that is... is trying to send me $850,000, $10,000 at a time by the looks of it, if I just give him my name, addy, phone number and the number of luxury vehicles I own by return email. Oh, and do not forget my bank account #s. Geez, at this rate I may be offered 3 oil wells and a uranium mine in Benin, if they can just get me to send them the name of my cat.
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ElPrado2
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Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:32 am

And now this, and I wonder, just who is my diplomat :?: I am getting so rich it is miraculous!


It is my pleasure to inform you that you diplomat has been arrived at your country this morning with your package
valued 5.6m USD. Simply contact John Green on his email address (jgreen980@yahoo.co.uk) Send to him your
you full information s including your personal phone number.
Telephone +229_68477853.
Regards,
Frank Dawn
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Ballerina
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Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:50 am

John Holland of Equine Welfare Alliance (EWA) is the 5* General in the war against USA horse slaughter. John and his wife Shiela put together a yearly Christmas and/or New Years video of their Howling Ridge equines.

Thought you'd enjoy this year's edition entitled Howling Ridge Winter Games - where horses compete to do the most damage.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U4A0hpW ... e=youtu.be
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Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:56 pm

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ElPrado2
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:44 am

Good Day!!
Contact Email: fboffice6@gmail.com
We have been told that you have failed to dance by the rule of the FBI which will warrant 2 years jail sentence. Now I john Robert Pikus the special agent in charge of the FBI Albany department I am giving you 24 working hours to effect the payment of the 98. To the FBI in republic of Benin (fbi security) Send the fee through money gram with information written below:
Receiver:Edwin Manafa
Country: Benin Republic
City: Cotonou
Test:...... When?
Answer:........ today
Amount:............ 98.
Mtcn number.........
Mr. Robert Pikus
Director F.B.I
E-mail= (fboffice6@gmail.com)

Now they want to arrest me! :lol: 98 what :?:
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ElPrado2
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:48 am

I am Thomas Gash ,solicitor to the late Mr. Peter xxxx ('My Client'), and on whose authority I so act.My Client had interests in solid minerals prior to his death in an accident with his immediate family on the 5th of November 2002 and left behind a deposit of (GBP6.8million) here in a financial institution.

To this end, I have made several requisitions in the relevant quarters seeking to find any of his possible extended relatives who would be presented as beneficiaries to his estate to no avail and I hereby seek your consent to present you as the next of kin since you have the same last name and I have the documents that would confer you the legal right for the claim due to your same last name. Please contact me via my details below and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss further on this transaction which will be done legally and risk free.

Best Regards,
Thomas Gash
E-mail: thomasgash@live.com
Phone no: +447831237485


I guess I go to jail if I do not get conned into taking the money :?:
I think it is hilarious!
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ElPrado2
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:51 am

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It just keeps getting better! I am going to be one very rich broad if this keeps up! Gawd!!! :lol:
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serenassong
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:29 am

Oldest scams out there. Based on the Nigerian money scam. You can forward them to the FBI- IIRC- they have people who just handle that. But, I'm sure that you already know that Elprado. It is kinda amusing.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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