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ElPrado2
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Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:12 pm

My laugh of the day...
I have some outfit that has been bombarding me with spam begging me to put up solar panels.
I'd love to save money. The outfits claims that the Fed government gives all sorts of rebates on the cost.
Wouldn't help me much. I doubt that the Feds would be paying for the cost of putting 150 foot platforms to mount them on, seeing as I live under oak trees that tall and the flight pattern straight off their Air Force Base is already almost clipping the leaves off the trees as it is. I could use a flashlight in my back yard at high noon.
I can just hear the cursing in the control tower. They would be telling pilots to remember not to eat the joystick when they did an emergency straight up climb going over the house. They almost eat the oak leaves now.
Ooh, I had an idea... maybe I can con the AF into topping off the trees?
See, I'm lucky. I live 1 block off of Tampa Bay. The house sits on an old oyster shell mound left by which ever Indian tribe lived here before Florida was discovered by whoever did. I've lost track of who it was that went looking for his fountain of youth. The whole Bay was one giant oyster bed. Still is, except where they dredged out a channel for the Port of Tampa. You can wade for miles at low tide.
Most of the rest of my street floods out if we get storm surge. Not me. I just have to watch out for low flying jets.
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ElPrado2
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Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:42 am

You can buy the strangest things on Amazon.... and there's only 3 left!

http://technews.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com ... ky-Cow.JPG
BaroqueAgain1
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Fri Apr 24, 2015 2:43 pm

Thanks for the laughs, EP. The "mop cat" made me laugh out loud.
Life was so dull before Lolcats. :lol:
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ElPrado2
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Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:01 am

There's a woman living near me that was feeding a big possum leftovers. It was hit by a car recently and did not survive. This lady was already known as somewhat strange. Now, she has been arrested twice for attacking cars as they went past her house. She beat one man with a broom when he tried to ask why. Her answer, they were driving too fast and endangering her possums.
No possums in sight when she did this, and it's a busy street. Now, its a busy street with warning signs about a possum crossing and cones in the road... all placed by her.
Yep, its a fun neighborhood.
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ElPrado2
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Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:48 am

Verizon managed to misplace my phone, internet and TV for a day. Back on now. Who knows what's going on? Not me. No apology, but the service mysteriously came back after we had a class 5 hissy fit. :roll:
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ElPrado2
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Wed May 06, 2015 2:13 pm

Oh, geez.
Now you can have an umbrella made like a head of lettuce.

http://odditymall.com/lettuce-umbrella

and this...

http://odditymall.com/tarantula-spider-dog-costume

and, for the only $7,360.00, for the cat that has everything else already...

http://odditymall.com/kim-jong-un-cat-scratching-post
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serenassong
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Location: Connecticut

Tue May 12, 2015 10:21 am

Kids can be so funny-

http://thestir.cafemom.com/tweens_teens ... age&dmpg=f

My favorite one
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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Mythbusters
"Oh, What fresh Hell is this?!"- Sheldon Cooper(quoted from Dorothy Parker)- Big Bang Theory
"Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man- Pawn Stars
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ElPrado2
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Tue May 12, 2015 10:47 am

Hey, so he wanted to make sure he had a seat.
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