Daily Laugh

[canvasjockey]

How About Some Oregon Militia Homoerotic Fan Fiction?
http://www.joemygod.com/2016/01/06/how- ... n-fiction/

^^Best thing I have read all day.

^Hahaha!! They can enjoy reading that while they open up all the "adult" toys people have been sending them!

My cat Cabot stood in as my expert consultant on my latest portrait today...

[lurkey mclurker]

can't... stop... staring...

(srsly, can't look away because of firm conviction that SOMEBODY IS GOING TO POUNCE ANY SECOND NOW!)

[Starine]

I'm glad someone acknowledged it. I thought it was mesmerizing.

[Starine]

‘Don’t Walk On Fish’: 28 Worrying Soviet Accident Prevention Posters
http://flashbak.com/dont-walk-on-fish-2 ... ign=buffer

[Sparrow Castle]

Sunday sports a little boring today? I've played around in this myself.

Carly Kaiser ‏@carlykaiser
Man after all the WWII vets came out to see him being named "Silver Bean" would have been so lame in comparison


HAHAHA They spelled Verrazano's name wrong at first


Remember when they wanted to know what "Lusty Vicar" meant


Big fans of repetition


A horse named Indy Ana Jones totally stealing the Blue Grass would have been awesome.


Bodemeister went through two names before they settled, Bradelberry (lol) and Graham N Spike.


"Well if they don't pick Real Quiet lets try REALLY Quiet" - Mike Pegram


I wonder what its like to have a name you reserved get rejected at first.


OH MY GOD HARD SPUN AS ALMOST "PIANO MAN"?!!


The gutsy gelding Mr. Evasive!


They had a really odd list of possibilities for him @howarddschmidt


Somehow "A Li'l Promise" wouldn't have been nearly as fun as LAVA MAN


Check it out, Bayern was all set as Tahrir Square but they changed it.


How about Edd? No. Eddd? Nope. Edddd? Nope. WELL FINE WHAT ABOUT EDUARDO?!


It really breaks my heart that Game On Dude was so close to being named Gangster of Love


Can you imagine how annoying the headlines would have been if "Heir Apparent" was going for the Triple Crown?


My god, his name was almost Droan Attack. #PepperRoani


Holy sweet jesus thank god they accepted California Chrome


Melissa Bauer-Herzog ‏@mbauerherzog
From pants to beer.


I'd love to see the official explanation of what Effinex's name means.

[Della]

I heard he named him after his ex-wife

[Flanders]

https://www.facebook.com/anthonydramsey/videos/1318121018205438/

[Miesque1973]

Jeanne Robertson tells this story:

She was at an airport somewhere, waiting at the terminal for a flight. She and several other people waiting could not help but overhear a heated argument between a woman and her sixteen-year old daughter. They were fighting about a boy that the girl wanted to date. The mother was totally against it.

The argument went on and on, and the girl said, "You can take me on this trip. You can even take away my cell phone. But when we get home, I'm going to go out with [that boy]!" The mother continued to disagree, and the argument went on, back and forth, with the entire population of the terminal listening and trying to be quiet and not be obviously listening. But it was obvious they were all listening, because everyone there burst into laughter when the girl shouted, "Of course he's a good person, Mama! Why do you think he's doing two hundred hours of community service?!"

~Miesque

[Miesque1973]

I thought this was worth a giggle:

President Nixon, President Clinton and President Obama are all standing before God, who is sitting on His throne, judging them.

Nixon says, "I'm sorry I lied to the American people."

Clinton says, "I'm sorry I got caught lying to the American people."

Obama says, "Hey, what are you doing on my throne?!"

~Miesque

[BaroqueAgain1]

If you're going to take a shot at the POTUS, perhaps you should do it in the Political section?