Daily Laugh

Re: Daily Laugh

Postby ElPrado2 » Wed May 27, 2015 9:02 am

Two guys are driving down 5th Avenue in Manhattan when they come up to a red light. The guy driving slams the gas pedal and they go zooming past the red light. His friend looks at him and says, "Hey, you just went through a red light." The guy driving says, "Don't worry about it. My brother does it all the time." So they keep driving and they come to a second red light. The guy driving slams on the gas pedal and zooms past another red light. His friend is pretty mad, looks at him and says, "Hey man, you just went through another red light. What the heck are you doing?" The guy driving tells his friend, "Don't worry about it. My brother does this all the time." They come to a third red light and the guy driving slams on the gas, zooming past the red light. His friend starts screaming at him, "What the heck? You're going to get us killed! Pull over and let me out." The guy driving screams back at him, "I'm telling you: don't worry about it. My brother, he does it all the time." So they keep driving and they come to a green light. The guy driving slams on the brakes. His friend looks at him and says, "Are you out of your mind? What the heck is wrong with you? You go flying past three red lights, almost getting us killed, and then you slam on the brakes when you have a green light?" The guy driving looks at his friend and says, "I had to stop; my brother might have been coming."
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Re: Daily Laugh

Postby Ballerina » Sun Jun 28, 2015 6:47 am

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Re: Daily Laugh

Postby Catalina » Sun Jun 28, 2015 10:48 am

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Re: Daily Laugh

Postby BlindLucky » Fri Jul 10, 2015 12:58 pm

A raccoon died on a Toronto street and animal control failed to pick it up in a timely manner, so this happened throughout the day... :lol:

#DeadRaccoonTO

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Re: Daily Laugh

Postby BlindLucky » Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:38 pm

Horseware Ireland used some pony "employees" in a little video for their Rambo factory :lol:

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Re: Daily Laugh

Postby Starine » Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:06 pm

Taken from a real Dear Abby column:

DEAR ABBY: My calico cat, Rosie, seems to be fixated on my next-door neighbor Ron. Every morning Rosie grooms herself for an hour, then jumps in the window to watch for Ron to go for his morning run. She sits there until Ron comes out of his house. He exercises a lot and has kept himself in shape, while I admit I have let myself go. As soon as she sees him, Rosie starts purring.

I have to say that I resent this. I provide her with room and board and brush her regularly, but while I'm doing it, she watches the window intently and then bolts to her lookout post if Ron appears. I bought new window treatments, which she scratched her way through, damaging the blinds and shades. Filling her food dish strategically before Ron goes out doesn't deter her.

I love my cat, but I feel she is being unfaithful. What should I do?

P.S. I'm happily married (my wife thinks I'm crazy) and Rosie has been fixed. -- LARRY IN DELAWARE

DEAR LARRY: What a sad situation. Few things are more painful than feeling rejected by a love object. You didn't mention how sedentary you are, but it's possible that Rosie watches Ron because he is a moving object. Consider joining Ron on his runs and you may find Rosie is watching you, too. However, if that doesn't work, you may have to share the affections of your cat. Accept it.
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Re: Daily Laugh

Postby Big Ten » Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:15 am

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Re: Daily Laugh

Postby Sparrow Castle » Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:53 am

How you know you're way too deep into horseracing...there's very little in here that made me go "huh?"

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Re: Daily Laugh

Postby Starine » Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:45 pm

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Re: Daily Laugh

Postby Starine » Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:04 pm

How About Some Oregon Militia Homoerotic Fan Fiction?
http://www.joemygod.com/2016/01/06/how- ... n-fiction/

^^Best thing I have read all day.
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