MIDWEEK MAYHEM: JUNE 13 *RESULTS * @ INDIANA GRAND

MIDWEEK MAYHEM: JUNE 13 *RESULTS * @ INDIANA GRAND

Postby RUFFIAN » Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:42 pm

CONGRATS TO DUSTY WHO MADE A MOCKERY OF THE RACE
EXCEPT THE ONLY ONES LAUGHING WERE HER FANS!

VENUE CHOICE: INDIANA GRAND ===> RACES 1-8 ONLY
*** DO NOT INCLUDE RACE 9 = QUARTER HORSES ***

FEATURE EVENT ON JUNE 13TH WILL BE
:twisted: ''LUCKY #13'' STAKES :evil:

POST TIMES: 2:05 ET // 1:05 CT // 12:05 MT // 11:05 AM PT

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CLUTCHING THE CAT HOUSE KEY SO TIGHTLY THAT NOBODY
ELSE CAN MANAGE TO PRY IT AWAY FROM HER, WILL BE RUFFIAN
AMIDST CATNIP ~ CAT CHOW & CHIPPENDALES!

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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM: JUNE 13 @ INDIANA GRAND

Postby RUFFIAN » Mon Jun 18, 2018 6:07 pm

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
COMING TO YOU FROM INDIANA GRAND RACETRACK

*** OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY: LUCKY #13 STAKES ***

DEFENDING CHAMP + 2017 CO-HOTY ~ DUSTY WILL BE RUNNING FOR A REPEAT VICTORY
WITH THE SCRATCH OF REAL QUIET THERE ARE 7 CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO TURN ''LUCKY-13'' INTO UNLUCKY FOR HER!


AS 7 ARE STANDING QUIETLY, AS OUR DEFENDING CHAMP IS RESTLESS ~
CAUSING A BOLD RUCKUS IN FRONT OF THE GATE
PEPPERMINTS & BLINDFOLD QUICKLY ENTICE HER TO GO IN

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE ''LUCKY #13'' STAKES

CIGARSHOP WITH A 'SMOKIN' HOT SURGE OF SPEED QUICKLY
SEPARATES HIMSELF FROM THE FIELD WITH A HUGE LEAD HEADING INTO THE TURN


===== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME =====

HOW QUICKLY THINGS CAN CHANGE!


CIGARSHOP NOW IS RUNNING IN 3RD AS THUNDER CAT HAS ROARED BY EVERYONE
TO TAKE A HUMONGOUS LEAD OVER THE FIELD WITH CRUZAN & CIGARSHOP
RUNNING AT LEAST 13 UNLUCKY LENGTHS BACK IN HER DUST!

IT'S ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK TO BLUNNY WHOSE
ENERGIZER-BATTERY IS RUNNING ON A HALF-FULL CHARGE SO FAR!


WAY FAR BACK JUST MEANDERING ALONG LIKE A SLOTH-SNAIL-SIDE-SHOW
ARE FOUR FALTERING FINICKY FILLYS SHOWING NO INTEREST IN RUNNING AT ALL TODAY ~
SEEMINGLY ENJOYING JUST LOLLYGAGGING AS IF THEY WERE OUT FOR A STROLL IN THE PARK!

CATALINA ~ RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER & DEFENDING CHAMP DUSTY

===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====

THUNDER CAT LEADING THE WAY SHOWING POWERFUL ENERGY WITH NOBODY
EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO GET HER HOOF DUST IN THEIR FACE!


STILL 13 UNLUCKY LENGTHS BACK ARE CRUZAN + CIGARSHOP

THE FOUR FEEBLE FLUSTERED FILLYS STILL DOING THE SNAIL-SLOTH-SHUFFLE

===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====

THUNDER CAT SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN HAS
TOTAL COMMAND OF THE RACE WITH NO CHALLENGER EVEN CLOSE


CRUZAN + CIGARSHOP IN THEIR OWN LITTLE CLEVER CALCULATING CONTEST
TO BE THE BRIDESMAID OF THE DAY

OUT OF THE RUNNING FOR BRIDESMAID, TIGER DANCER + BLUNNY
NECK + NECK ~ AS NOW, STEALING 'THE PRECIOUS' IS THE GOAL

RUFFIAN IS NEXT PURRRRING ALONG WITHOUT HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
TODAY TO PROVIDE NOT EVEN THE SMALLEST OF ROARS


EVEN FARTHER BACK CATALINA + DUSTY HAVE SLOWED DOWN TO A TURTLE-TROT PACE,
WITH NEITHER FILLY SHOWING ANY INTEREST IN RUNNING TODAY!
COULD THE ''#13'' HAVE PUT A MENTAL BLOCK IN THEIR HEADS? :twisted:


NO GUESSWORK OR PHOTO NEEDED TODAY
AS THUNDER CAT LEFT THE 'PURRRING' TO THE OTHER FELINE FILLYS
AND LED THE WAY WITH A DOMINATING DECISIVE DASH TO THE WIRE!


$$$ ===== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ===== $$$

THUNDER CAT = $70.10 :celebrate:
*Feisty ~ Fierce ~ Ferocious! #13 Proves Very Lucky!

CRUZAN = $49.40
*Late Determination To Secure The Bridesmaid Award

CIGARHOP = $44.10
*Flowers Smell Better Than Cigar Smoke!

DEAD HEAT FOR THE PRECIOUS! Poor Gollum!
TIGER DANCER + BLUNNY = $30

RUFFIAN = $18

CATALINA = $7
*Almost A Cat House Key In Her Grasp! :

(DC) DUSTY = $2.40
*Almost A Golden Goose Egg ~ But Does Get A Yo-Yo-Mama Award!

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM INDIANA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
MAY ALL YOUR #13 DAYS BE LUCKY ONES
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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