SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 5/19 *RESULTS* @ PIMLICO

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Thu May 17, 2018 12:33 pm

CONGRATS TO CATALINA WHO DESTROYED THE COMPETITION
LEAVING THEM ALL NEEDING A CAT-SCRATCH-POST TO VENT! :oops:

VENUE IS OBVIOUS ~ OR SHOULD BE: PIMLICO
WHERE JUSTIFY RUNS WITH HOPE OF ANOTHER JEWEL IN HIS CROWN

*** OUR FEATURE EVENT: ''HIGH HOPES'' STAKES ***

POST TIMES: 10:30 AM ET // 9:30 AM CT // 8:30 AM MT // 7:30 AM PT
EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
2nd MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE
THEN THE CAT GETS EM ALL! :twisted:

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THAN ERRR & SEE D.Q.
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MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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Tue May 22, 2018 1:13 pm

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY AT PIMLICO
OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS: THE 'HIGH HOPES' STAKES

~ BESIDES JUSTIFY HAVING HIGH HOPES ~
DEFENDING CHAMP, CATALINA HAS HER OWN HOPE OF A REPEAT WIN
SHE WILL HAVE 10 CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT THAT

THE HORSES ARE ALL IN THE GATE
THE JOCKEYS READY WITH 6 PAIR OF GOGGLES
THE CROWD ADORNED WITH PLASTIC SHEETS
AND WE ARE READY TO RUN!

AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'HIGH HOPES' STAKES

A ''6-PACK'' OF SPEEDSTERS HAVE COME AWAY WITH A SHORT LEAD
PEEPTOAD ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ DUSTY
CRUZAN ~ CATALINA & THUNDER CAT

REAL QUIET IS NEXT RIGHT AT THEIR TAILS HEADING INTO THE TURN

THE REMAINING FOUR OF:
CIGARSHOP ~ BLUNNY ~ RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER
ARE NOW PLAYING A GAME OF CATCH UP EARLY ON

===== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME =====

THE SPEEDY 6-PACK IS NOW A FIERCE FOURSOME IN THE LEAD
PEEPTOAD ~ THUNDER CAT ~ REAL QUIET & CIGARSHOP

BLUNNY ~ DUSTY ARE STILL RUNNING STRONGLY JUST 3 LENGTHS BACK

CATALINA ~ CRUZAN & RUFFIAN ARE NEXT
POST TIME MIKE SPOOKED AT THE SHENANIGANS IN THE INFIELD
LOSING ALL FOCUS AND EARLY MOMENTUM

TRAILING THE FIELD BY DAYLIGHT IS THE DANCING TIGER
WHO IS DOING THE SLOW-SNAIL-SAMBA
APPARENTLY FORGETTING HOW TO DO THE 'QUIK-STEP'
THE FILLY SEEMS TO BE WAY MORE INTERESTED IN THE
PREAKNESS PARTY-GOERS ANTICS THAN RUNNING A RACE!

===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====

PEEPTOAD SEEMS TO HAVE FOUND THE WATER SOAKED TRACK
PERFECT FOR HER STYLE OF RUNNING AND NOW HAS 'LEAPED'
INTO COMMAND OF THE LEAD ALL ALONE

THUNDER CAT AND REAL QUIET ARE ABOUT 4 LENGTHS BACK
WITH BLUNNY & DUSTY NEXT TRYING TO KEEP UP

CIGARSHOP ALSO GOT DISTRACTED BY FANS IN THE INFIELD
RUNNING OVER THE TOP OF PORTA-POTTYS LOSING HIS EARLY
FOCUS AS POST TIME MIKE HAD DONE COMING OUT OF THE TURN

NO WONDER SOME DEDICATED RACING FANS ARE OPPOSED TO
THE INFIELD SHENANIGANS WHICH SEEMS TO AFFECT SOME HORSES
SO BADLY IT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE OF A WINNING EFFORT OR LOSS

===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====

PEEPTOAD CONTINUES TO MAINTAIN A 5 LENGTH LEAD
APPARENTLY REALLY LOVING THE PUDDLES SHE IS GLIDING
RIGHT OVER AND NOW EVEN INCREASING HER SPEED

THUNDER CAT & REAL QUIET ARE NECK & NECK IN A
BATTLE OF THEIR OWN FOR THE 'BRIDESMAID' TROPHY

SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE BLUNNY & DUSTY EACH HOPING
TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' AS A WIN IS DEFINITELY OUT OF REACH

CIGARSHOP IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY DEFENDING CHAMP, CATALINA
WHO NOW REALIZES A REPEAT VICTORY IS LOST IN THE FOG ~

EVEN FARTHER BACK IS THE TURTLE-TEMPO-TRIO OF
CRUZAN ~ POST TIME MIKE AND RUFFIAN
WHO MUST HAVE LEFT HER 'INNER CHEETAH' BACK AT THE BARN

IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE, IS TIGER DANCER JUST MEANDERING
ALONG APPARENTLY MESMERIZED BY THE INFIELD PARTY ANTICS

WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD PEEPTOAD HAS LEAPED INTO AN
EVEN BIGGER LEAD, SIMPLY RELISHING THE TRACK CONDITIONS
HAVING HER OWN PUDDLE PARTY OF A PERFECT PERFORMANCE!

IT WILL REQUIRE A PHOTO TO DETERMINE 2ND / 3RD
THUNDER CAT AND REAL QUIET
AND ALSO TO DETERMINE WHO STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'
BLUNNY OR DUSTY?

$$$ ===== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ===== $$$

PEEPTOAD = $97.50
*A Leap To The Lead Gate To Wire-

THUNDER CAT = $88.40
*Excellent Effort

REAL QUIET = $86.10
*Just Misses Out On The Bridesmaid Gown

BLUNNY = $74
*Back To The Shire To Steal 'The Precious!'

===== ALSO RAN =====

DUSTY = $70.10

CIGARSHOP = $61.20

(DC) CATALINA = $47.80

CRUZAN = $38.90

POST TIME MIKE = $38.10

RUFFIAN = $38

TIGER DANCER = $26.80
(*Does Someone Need A Cat House Intervention?)

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM PIMLICO
AND A SAFE ~ SOBER ~ NON TEXTING FOGGY DRIVE HOME
LEAVE THE CELL PHONE OUT OF REACH!
*** NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE! ***
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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