SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 4/28 *RESULTS* @ CHURCHILL DOWNS

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Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:18 pm

CONGRATS TO PEEPTOAD WHO 'LEAPED' WITH ONE FINAL BURST OF ENERGY TO HOLD OFF
A COURAGEOUS CHALLENGE BY REAL QUIET & PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE = 2ND :twisted: :lol:


*** VENUE ***

EVEN WITHOUT SEEING THE CARD
DECISION WAS NOT VERY HARD
DERBY FEVER IS HERE, THIS WE KNOW
OFF TO CHURCHILL DOWNS WE SHALL GO

DEFENDING CHAMP PEEPTOAD AND RUFF
AGREE THE DECISION NOT TUFF
AS BOTH DO DEFINITELY CONCUR
CHURCHILL DOWNS MAY MAKE US ALL PURRRRR


FIRST POST = 6 PM EDT

MY OWN DERBY FEVER WAS DIMINISHED BY ONE
BLOODHORSE ANNOUNCED: *QUIP* WILL NOT RUN :cry:

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MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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Mon May 07, 2018 12:25 pm

**RESULTS**


GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
COMING TO YOU FROM CHURCHILL DOWNS

FEATURE EVENT: THE TWIN SPIRES STAKES
*Applauded Loudly By All Gemini Folk*


WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF REAL QUIET -&- CIGARSHOP
*NO WORD FROM THEIR TRAINERS WITH THE REASON*
DEFENDING CHAMPION -- PEEPTOAD, WILL HAVE 8 CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT THE FILLY FROM A REPEAT 'LEAP' TO GLORY


THE CHAMP IS LOOKING A BIT LATHERED UP BUT HARD TO TELL
IF THAT'S A GOOD SIGN OF ''I'M READY TO ROCK -&- ROLL''
OR ........ ''O NO ~ WHY AM I DOING THIS AGAIN''

THE NINE ARE IN LINE & WE ARE READY TO RUN
AND AWAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'TWIN SPIRES' STAKES...

MEOWZA FOLKS! ''WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!''

RUFFIAN HAS TURNED HER 'INNER CHEETAH' LOOSE
RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE -- LEAVING THE REST OF THE RUNNERS
PLAYING CATCH UP HEADING INTO THE TURN
AS THE FILLY HAS TAKEN COMMAND OF A HUGE LEAD

A TRIO GIVING CHASE ABOUT 10 LENGTHS BACK ARE:
DUSTY ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ TIGER DANCER

~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~

RUFFIAN HAS INCREASED HER LEAD BY A HUGE MARGIN
OF AT LEAST 16 LENGTHS NOW
BUT CAN THIS SUPURR-SONIC-SPEED LAST FOR THE ENTIRE RACE!

THE CLOSEST CHALLENGER IS POST TIME MIKE
BUT HE IS SO FAR BACK HE IS GONNA HAVE TO
REALLY PICK UP HIS PACE OR SPROUT WINGS
TO EVEN GET CLOSE TO THE RUNAWAY ''CHEETAH'' ON THE LEAD

IT'S ANOTHER 7 LENGTHS BACK TO:
DUSTY ~ TIGER DANCER ~ THUNDER CAT
WHO ARE AT LEAST 10 LENGTHS IN FRONT OF
A 'TURTLE PACED TRIO OF:
BLUNNY, CATALINA AND DEFENDING CHAMP, PEEPTOAD

WAY BACK IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE IS CRUZAN WHO APPEARS
TO HAVE BEEN DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING IN THE INFIELD
WHERE THERE IS A HUGE PARTY GOING ON ~ MUSIC & FRIVOLITY
IT ALMOST LOOKS AS IF THIS COLT IS TRYING TO DANCE!
~ WONDER IF HE EVER WATCHED ZENYATTA? ~

THE HORSES HAVE REACHED THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

THE FIERCE FILLY IN FRONT IS SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWIN DOWN
NOW AT LEAST 20 LENGTHS IN FRONT OF THE CLOSEST CHALLENGERS
POST TIME MIKE ~ THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY & CATALINA
WHO ARE NOT GAINING ANY GROUND AT ALL ON RUFFIAN WHO
MUST HAVE HAD A LONG CONVERSATION WITH HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
REMINDING HER AGAIN, WHO IS THE FASTEST LAND ANIMAL ON EARTH!

IT'S ANOTHER 15 LENGTHS BACK TO DUSTY, TIGER DANCER -&- CRUZAN

AS POOR PEEPTOAD IS STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP .... KNOWING HER
CHANCES OF A REPEAT ''LEAP'' TO GLORY IS FADING IN THE DISTANCE

~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET ROARING AS RUFFIAN IS NOW
JUST PUTTING ON A 1-FILLY- SHOW EXHIBITION OF POWER
TAKING FULL COMMAND OF THE RACE AS SHE HAS FROM THE GATE
PLAYING HER OWN VERSION OF: ''CAT ME IF U CAN''

POST TIME MIKE ~ THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY + CATALINA ARE LOCKED
IN A BATTLE OF THEIR OWN FOR 2nd / SHOW & THE ''PRECIOUS''
BECAUSE THERE IS NO DOUBT IN ANYONE'S MIND, WHO WILL
DANCE IN THE WINNER-PENTHOUSE TONIGHT!

AS 'THE CHEETAH' ROARS PAST THE WIRE ....
THE PHOTO SIGN IS FLASHING FOR THE 2nd / 3rd / 4th PLACINGS
IT IS THAT CLOSE WITH THE FOUR BEHIND THE 'RUFFZILLA'

AFTER RESOLVING 4 OBJECTIONS BY TRAINERS & JOCKEYS
(*NONE AGAINST THE WINNER) THE STEWARDS NOW POST

$$--THE OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$

1st ~ RUFFIAN ==== $54.60
YES Indeed ~ Call It Serendipity ~ A GEMINI Wins The TWIN Spires S
~CHAMPION CHEETAH~


2nd ~ POST TIME MIKE ==== $37.60
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ THUNDER CAT ==== $36.80
~FETCHER OF FLOWERS~


4th ~ BLUNNY ==== $35.40 RING BEARER
*Steals The Precious --
as Rumors Fly That He Is Related To Gollum! :twisted: -OMG-



~~ALSO RAN~~
CATALINA === $33.40

DUSTY === $18.40

TIGER DANCER === $14.40

CRUZAN === $11.20
~Was This Cruzan's Distraction??

{DC}PEEPTOAD === $8.20 & The Yo-Yo-Mama Award
*Bouncing From The PentHouse To The CatHouse!
.....
**A Special "Gift" from Ruff

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM THE TWIN SPIRES
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
*NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE*



....
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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