MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 8/9 + RESULTS* @ SARATOGA

MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 8/9 + RESULTS* @ SARATOGA

Postby RUFFIAN » Mon Aug 07, 2017 2:09 pm

CONGRATS TO THE DUSTY ONE WHO DUSTED THE COMPETITION
VERY IMPRESSIVELY GIVING THE FAB FILLYS BOTS GLORY!


WINNER'S VENUE CHOICE => SARATOGA

POST TIME: 1 PM EDT

SCOREKEEPER

SCORING FROM YE OLE DOG HOUSE, AMIDST BEER, BOOZE & BABES
WILL BE A RARE TREAT FOR YA'LL ~ A REAL QUIET RACE CALL
LACED WITH CLEVERNESS ~ WIT & DISTORTED HUMOR
THE RARE TIMES THIS CLEVER COLT HAS FINISHED LAST
HE MANAGED TO DO IT ON A SATURDAY!



RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN WHINE ABOUT D.Q. :oops:
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 8/9 @ SARATOGA

Postby RUFFIAN » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:46 pm

** OTHER PLAYER ENTRIES CAN BE SEEN AT TBRF - ThoroughbredRacingFans.com

SENSATIONAL OR SORROWFUL @ SARATOGA

MY HORSE IS ''AWESOME QUICK''
JUST HOPE THESE PIX ARE TOO
CAUSE IF THEY RUN TOO SLOW
WHAT I'LL BE LEFT TO DO....

WILL HAVE SOME FUN INDEED
IN THE CAT HOUSE WITH SOME TREATS
LIKE CATNIP & THE CHIPPENDALES
MAKES 'LOSING' KINDA SWEET!

R1 >>> 8 6 4 3 1
GIZA (Eskendereya!) A Fave Sire

NO WUNDER
FANTASTIC SONG (The Dance / Garth Brooks)


R2 >>> 5 2 4 3 1
MOONDANCE JOY

PRETTY ENUFF
SUNSET RIDGE


R3 >>> 3 9 2 10 1
AWESOME QUICK (LAYLA!)

RECKLESS HUMOR
ZEVEN


R4 >>> 5 1 4 3 6
GRAND TAP

EVERYBODY LOVES ME (In What Parallel Universe?)
LADY IVANKA (Maybe The Only Sane One?)


R5 >>> 8 4 5 2 9
EVALUATOR
(By: OverAnalyze! Yep! A Gemini Trait)

FOX STRIKE
*CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG!!!


R6 >>> 3 5 11/AE 9 7 10
TIZ A KITTEN (Joy)

FEED ME CARATS
COURTLY KITTY


R7 >>> 4 1 2 3 6
COOL AS YOU LIKE

ABOUT THAT BASE
COTTON CANDY CUTIE


R8 >>> 3 9 4 10 7
JOYFUL JOYFUL

THRICE
MIKO


R9 >>> 1 4 2 5 6 ~ QUICK CALL S
BLIND AMBITION

THE MONEY MONSTER
MONGO NATION


R10 >>> 10 11 1 4 6
*WHY 9 OF 10 CARDS THE LAST RACE IS ALWAYS FILLY / MARE MAIDENS!

FORTUNATE QUEEN

FAIRY BROOK
OURO VERDE
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 8/9 @ SARATOGA

Postby RUFFIAN » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:17 pm

RESULTS BY REAL QUIET @ ThoroughbredRacingFans.com

Midweek Mayhem takes a rare Wednesday trip to Saratoga and that calls for a trio of celebrity stewards.

Filling in this week will be Judge Roy Bean, the honorable Judy Judy and Ted Allen.
As the day starts Real Quiet shoots out to the lead and just as quickly slows down.
The only explanation is that as the scorer this week he was forced to carry the Ruffian Golden Book of Rules and coming in 27 pounds overweight was too much to overcome.

Scratch RQ from the superfecta. Cigarshop is also out of the money, Tiger Dancer broke tardily and as a gentleman Cigarshop stayed with her to the end. Judge Judy says "NEXT". Stark and Thundercat were the next two down.

No thunder for the Cat and no Sharknado tornado's to propel Stark the Shark.
Judge Judy looking bored says "NEXT".
Ruffian takes the 4th spot. Truth be told I looked through her entry several times to see if I could find a reason for a DQ but after conferring with the Supreme Court no infractions could be found and the only DQ I could acquire was a Blizzard at Dairy Queen. If the results are wacky blame it on a brain freeze.

Cat number 3 Catalina takes the 3 spot and becomes the Flower Bearer and Blunny becomes the Bridesmaid (an awesome look for him, hopefully Tiger Dancer can do him justice).

Blunny and Catalina wanted to say "Yes to the Dress" but Blunny wanted it more despite slowing down in the stretch to view a Fluffle of bunnies in the infield. Yes Ruffle it is called a Fluffle.

Finally Ted Allen chimes in and gives out his signature signoff. "Blunny, you have been Chopped" and that leaves Dusty as our winner. Unfortunately Ruffian's budget doesn't allow for a $10,000 prize but Dusty "you are the Chopped Champion".

Congrats on the big win and the only triple digit score. That leaves Judge Roy Bean to pass the final sentence. While known as the "hanging judge" he really wasn't.
Judge Roy pounds his gavel and sentences Tiger the Dancer to a week in the cat house and as an added punishment
ia week of toting the Rule Book which by next Mayhem will have added a pound or two.

Following are the unofficial results pending a review by the Commander in Chief, the Ruff One
(and she showed me the error of my ways). :oops:

Dusty $125.60
Blunny $84.50
Catalina $77.50
Ruffian $66.90
Real Quiet $55.50
Stark $48.90
Thunder Cat $46.10
Cigarshop $36.80
Tiger Dancer $24.60
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