SUPURRR SATURDAY RESULTS: 7/29 @ SARATOGA

SUPURRR SATURDAY RESULTS: 7/29 @ SARATOGA

Postby RUFFIAN » Sun Jul 30, 2017 1:34 pm

IN HONOR OF INTERNATIONAL TIGER DAY
TIGER DANCER HAS THE DAY OFF TO PLAY IN HER CAT-POST-TREE ~
CONSUME MASS AMOUNTS OF CATNIP ~ DANCE TO HER OWN DRUM

ADDITIONALLY, A SPECIAL SURPRISE TREAT FOR CIGARSHOP
WHO SEEMINGLY IS ''TIGER ADDICTED'' ~
A RACE CALL WITH NO FRILLS ~ NO FUSS ~ NO DELAYS!

AND WE ARE OFF TO SARATOGA WHERE THE SUN IS SHINING
THE FANS ARE STARTING TO GET THEIR DRINKS & BETS ON ~

THE TRACK ANNOUNCER, MISS KITTY-PAWS IS ABOUT READY TO START

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURRR SATURDAY

WITH THE LATE SCRATCH OF 2X DEFENDING CHAMP, EL PRADO
WHO UNFORTUNATELY WILL MISS THE CHANCE AT A 3~PEAT
WE HAVE 6 FAB FILLYS & 5 CHARISMATIC COLTS TO RUN IN THE
FEATURE EVENT TODAY: THE DANCING TIGER STAKES

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

STARK COMES AWAY WITH A SHORT LEAD HEADING INTO THE TURN
FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY CIGARSHOP & THUNDER CAT

IT'S JUST ANOTHER 2 LENGTHS BACK TO A FILLY-FOURSOME OF
RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY ~ PEEPTOAD AND CATALINA

AT THE BACK IN THE EARLY GOING AT SNAIL SPEED ARE:
BLUNNY ~ REAL QUIET ~ TIGER DANCER & POST TIME MIKE

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

AND WE NOW SEE A NEW LEADER IN COMMAND AS THUNDER CAT
HAS ROARED HER WAY TO THE FRONT BY AT LEAST 13 LENGTHS
WHEN CIGARSHOP FAILED TO HANDLE THE TURN & DROPPED BACK

PEEPTOAD & CATALINA ARE GAINING ON THE LEADER WITH
TIGER DANCER SUDDENLY GOING FROM PURRRRR TO ROAR
JOINING THE OTHER 2 FILLYS BEHIND THUNDER CAT
AS THESE 4 FRISKY FAST FILLYS LEAD THE FIELD

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

THUNDER CAT IN FRONT BUT THE CLOSERS ARE STARTING TO RALLY ~ ~
DIMINISHING HER LEAD WITH EVERY STRIDE

THE FASTEST OF THESE IS PEEPTOAD WHO SUDDENLY
LEAPED INTO 'OVERDRIVE' RUNNING RIGHT PAST THUNDER CAT
TAKING THE LEAD WITH RECORD BREAKING SPEED!

ALONG WITH PEEPTOAD BREAKING THE SPEEDING LIMIT IS
CIGARSHOP WHO HAS RECOVERED FROM HIS MISSTEP ON THE TURN
NOW ONLY 3 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING FILLY

THUNDER CAT & CATALINA ARE NEXT FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN + STARK

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS FARTHER BACK TO
BLUNNY ~ TIGER DANCER ~ REAL QUIET ~ POST TIME MIKE & DUSTY

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

PEEPTOAD ALL OUT CONTINUES TO LEAD
WITH CIGARSHOP BREATHING DOWN HER NECK

THUNDER CAT & CATALINA NOW IN A BATTLE OF THEIR OWN
RUNNING FOR PURSE MONEY & THE PRECIOUS

WHAT HAD BEEN A GIGANTICOUS LEAD BY PEEPTOAD ~
NOW HAS TURNED INTO A MATCH RACE OF DETERMINATION

PEEPTOAD WITH AN INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF POWER
CIGARSHOP REBOUNDING WITH A COURAGEOUS RALLY

THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD AS THE FILLY & THE COLT
NECK & NECK ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE HIT THE WIRE TOGETHER

HOLD ALL TICKETS FOLKS
OBJECTION LIGHTS ARE FLASHING ~ JOCKEYS ON THE PHONES

STEWARDS ARE REVIEWING THE REPLAY AND DETERMINED
THAT THE OBJECTION LODGED AGAINST CIGARSHOP FOR
VEERING IN NEARING THE WIRE, HAS BEEN DISMISSED

CIGARSHOP IRONICALLY WITH HIS ''TIGER OBSESSION''
HAS INDEED EMERGED VICTORIOUS IN THE DANCING TIGER STAKES!
YA JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP! WHAT'S DA ODDS OF THAT!

OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH

CIGARSHOP = $108.10

PEEPTOAD = $102.70

THUNDER CAT = $74

CATALINA = $72.30

ALSO RAN

RUFFIAN = $58.10

STARK = $58

BLUNNY = $46.90 (Did Gollum Trick Ya This Time?)

TIGER DANCER = $44.70

REAL QUIET = $44.50

POST TIME MIKE $41.50

DUSTY = $27.60
*The Cat House Has A Fresh Shipment Of Catnip & Chippendales on the way

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM SARATOGA
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
* No Phone Call Is Worth Your Life ~ Or Other's! *
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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