MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 5/31 + RESULTS

MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 5/31 + RESULTS

Postby RUFFIAN » Mon May 29, 2017 12:15 pm

CONGRATS TO THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' WHO HOPPED HIS WAY TO
THE WIRE JUST FAST ENUFF TO DENY THUNDER CAT A 3~PEAT! :evil:


VENUE CHOICE: EVANGELINE

FEATURE EVENT: THE NAVARRE OF LADYHAWKE STAKES
(* SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS: THE BUB-A-RAMA BLAST)
THIS SPECIAL RACE IS DEDICATED TO TIGER DANCER'S BELOVED CAT
GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN


POST TIME:
5:25 CENTRAL TIME ZONE ~ (3 AM TWILIGHT ZONE TIME) :twisted:
6:25 EDT ~ 4:25 ROCKY MT HIGH TIME ~ 3:25 PACIFIC TIME

WE HAVE A 'SPECIAL' BOTS DAY
WHICH HAPPENS WHEN THERE ARE 5 WEDNESDAYS IN A MONTH

VERY RARE EVENT LAST TIME WITH A DEAD HEAT IN CAT HOUSE
NO ~ THE CATS THERE ARE NOT ''IN HEAT'' BEFORE CIGARSHOP ASKS :lol:


TIGER DANCER & EL PRADO SHARE THE CAT HOUSE BUT WITH
TIGER DANCER FINISHING UP THE MEOW MIX AWARDS
AND EL PRADO A QUESTION MARK ON ABILITY TO FOCUS ON CALCULATOR
THERE IS A POSSIBILITY YOU MAY BE TREATED TO THE
DISTORTED HUMOR & TWISTED WIT OF THE CATZILLA!


RULES ARE ON THE MENU
A TASTY DELIGHT FOR YOU
BETTER TO BE CORRECT
THAN ERRR & THEN D.Q. :oops:
Last edited by RUFFIAN on Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 5/31 @ EVANGELINE

Postby RUFFIAN » Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:28 pm

ONCE AGAIN THE CHALLENGE BEGINS
BETWEEN THE COLTS & FILLYS
THE FILLYS USE THEIR CLEVER WAYS
THE COLTS JUST THINKIN THEY'RE SILLY

THE DEFENDING CHAMPION IS A COLT
''ENERGIZER'' BLUNNY IS HIS NAME
TODAY WE SEE 9 WHO WILL CHALLENGE
AND TRY TO PREVENT REPEAT FAME

THE FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS CALLED
''NAVARRE OF LADYHAWKE'' RACE
IN MEMORY OF TIGER DANCER'S CAT
WHO NONE CAN EVER REPLACE

AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE 'BUBARAMA BASH'
THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY LEAD THE WAY
CIGARSHOP ~ DUSTY & CATALINA
THE FIRST WITH SPEED HERE TODAY

OUT OF THE TURN THEY ALL COME
AS THUNDER CAT NOW IS ALONE
BLUNNY FALTERED ON THE TURN
WE HEAR HIS CONNECTIONS ALL MOAN!

CIGARSHOP STILL RUNNING FAST
BEHIND HIM NOW THERE IS BLUNNY
RUFFIAN ~ CATALINA & REAL QUIET
IN WITH A SHOT AT SOME MONEY

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO DUSTY
WITH EL PRADO GAINING GROUND FAST
AND 'RUNNING' MORE LIKE 2 TURTLES
TIGER DANCER & STARK ARE STILL LAST

AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH WE NOW SEE
THUNDER CAT FOLLOWED BY BLUNNY
CIGARSHOP & REAL QUIET NEXT
ALL WITH A SHOT AT SOME MONEY

AND DOWN THE STRETCH HERE THEY COME
THUNDER CAT STILL LEADING THE WAY
CIGARSHOP & BLUNNY SLOWING DOWN
IS THIS HOW THE FINISH WILL STAY?

THE ANSWER TO THAT CAME QUITE QUICKLY
AS THE CROWD HAS LET OUT A ROAR
SOMEONE IS FLYING LIKE LIGHTNING
BUT IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SCORE?

THE SPEED & THE POWER WE'RE SEEING
IS AWESOME AND SHOCKING FOR SURE
IT'S THE FILLY, EL PRADO WHO'S FLYING
CAN SPEED SUCH AS THIS EVEN ENDURE

THE FILLY HAS ANSWERED THAT QUESTION
LEAVING EVERYONE WATCHING IN SHOCK!
SHE'S RUNNING FOR BOTS FILLY GLORY
AS WELL AS THE COLTS SHE CAN MOCK!

SHE'S FLOWN PAST ALL IN HER WAY
SHE'S LEADING THEM ALL NOW BY TWENTY
THE LADIES ALL CHEERING THE FILLY
THE MEN NOT THINKING IT'S FUNNY!

SO HERE IS THE ORDER OF FINISH
THE FILLYS TODAY WIN BOTS GLORY
THE COLTS CAN DINE ON SOME CROW
AND EL PRADO INDEED IS THE STORY!

====== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ======

*** CHECK ALL TICKETS / REPORT OBJECTIONS TO
TRACK SUPURRRINTENDENT: RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

EL PRADO = $211.40 (*$44 SHORT OF CAIXA ELETRONICA)

THUNDER CAT = $45.20

(DC) BLUNNY = $36

CIGARSHOP = $35.70 *** STEALS THE PRECIOUS ***

========== ALSO RAN ===========

REAL QUIET = $33.10

CATALINA = $26.70

RUFFIAN = $26.0

DUSTY = $25.50

STARK = $13 (Almost Got His Wish For A Golden Goose Egg!)

TIGER DANCER = $10.10

*** REPEATS AS THE KEY-HOLDER OF THE CAT HOUSE
AND AFTER LAST WEEK'S SS VICTORY GALLOP ~
AGAIN GETS A TIGHT GRASP ON THE YO-YO-MAMA MEMBERSHIP!
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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