SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 4/22 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN

SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 4/22 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN

Postby RUFFIAN » Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:29 pm

CONGRATS TO THE ''ENERGIZER--BLUNNY''
WHO DID A LOT MORE THAN HOP TO THE WIRE
TO WIN THE BUNNY HOP STAKES!

VENUE: CHARLES TOWN

THIS IS THEIR BIGGEST RACING DAY OF THE YEAR
FEATURING THE $1,250,000 CHARLES TOWN CLASSIC
PLUS 7 ADDITIONAL STAKES ~ 99% VAMPIRE PROOF DAY

POST TIME: 12:45 EDT

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WHY NOT TAKE A BITE
BETTER THAN MAKE MISTAKES
AND SEE A D.Q. THAT NIGHT :cry:


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Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 4/22 @ CHARLES TOWN

Postby RUFFIAN » Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:43 pm


CLEARLY CORAGEOUS & CONFUSED @ CHARLES TOWN

IF THE ''CAT COMES HOME'' FAST
MY ''PROFIT MACHINE'' MAY ROAR
IT'S PROBABLY JUST ''MYTHOS''
THAT ANY OF THESE WILL SCORE!


R1 >>> 2 4 5 1 6
TUFTIKUS

GOLDILOCKS PLANET
MOTHER NATURE SPELL


R2 >>> 4 5 3 1 6
MYTHOS

SHAFT OF LIGHT
NICARADALIC ROCKS



R3 >>> 4 2 3 5 1
CAT COME HOME
*If People Kept Their Precious Cat IN The House
They Wouldn't Have To Post Flyers: Lost Cat!

WOODLAND WALK
WAR & THUNDER


R4 >>> 5 1 4 3 6
CURVES THAT KICK

AWESOME FAITH (*Freisian Fire!)
A COLT FOLLOWING (The Fillys To The Wire)


R5 >>> 2 3 6 9 4
IN MID (WildCat) HEIR

CLEAR INTENT
BLAVASTKI


R6 >>> 5 6 3 2 4
ANYWHERE BUT HERE

CUTTIN EDGE TECH
UNRIDEABULL


R7 >>> 3 4 6 7 2
CHARITABLE HEART (* Criminal Type)

UNAQUOI
LIES & SCANDALS (aka: White House)


R8 >>> 9 11/AE 1 4 6
MARCH WIND (Ides Of March = Destiny)

GROOMED TO ROCK (AE)
MEEMAW'S HEART (Sheldon Cooper)


R9 >>> 3 10 2 7 9
COOL ARROW

TIPU RUN
VIBE


R10 >>> 3 5 2 6 4
LAKE PONCHATRAIN

ULTIMATE HOLIDAY
MAZIETTE


R11 >>> 7 5 2 8 6 ~ THE BIG DANCE
BODHISATTVA
Against All Odds, This Horse May Win
Considering The Others Who Now Are In
But Playing 'Chalk' Just Ain't My Thing
My Long-Shots Are Who Make Me Sing

IMPERATIVE (ALWAYS LOVED)
SUNNY RIDGE


R12 >>> 6 10 8 9 5
PROFIT MACHINE

FOLLOW THE NOTION
CHARITABLE ANNUITY


R13 (MY FAVE ##) 5 1 3 4 8
SIENTE EL VIENTO

ENTRY
RAMBAM ROCKER


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Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 4/22 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN

Postby RUFFIAN » Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:33 pm

**RESULTS @ CHARLES TOWN**

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GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR-SATURDAY
AS THE CROWD SINGS ~
'TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS
MOUNTAIN MAMA ~ WEST VIRGINIA'

OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS:
THE ''NO RAIN DANCE'' STAKES
THOUGH IT APPEARS MOTHER NATURE IS INDIFFERENT


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GET OUT THE UMBRELLAS AND LET THE FUN BEGIN...

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DEFENDING CHAMPION - BLUNNY - ''THE ENERGIZER BUNNY''
WILL HAVE 11 CHALLENGERS TO TRY & STOP A REPEAT WIN

THE HORSES ARE ALL LOADED AND WAITING
FOR TIGER-DANCER TO DECIDE TO GO IN
AS THE FRISKY FILLY JUST UNSEATED HER JOCKEY,
MUCH TO THE DISMAY OF HER CONNECTIONS
THIS IS NOT A GOOD SIGN!

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SOME "CATNIP - PEPPERMINT PATTYS"
HAVE FINALLY CONVINCED THE FRIVOLOUS FILLY
TO GO INTO HER GATE

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AND AWAAAAAAAAAY THE GO IN THE ''NO RAIN DANCE'' STAKES


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IT'S A FILLY TRIO BURSTING OUT OF THE GATE
TO TAKE AN INCREDIBLE LEAD OVER THE FIELD

RUFFIAN ~ EL PRADO -&- DUSTY HAVE SPRINTED AWAY
SEPARATING THEMSELVES FROM THE REST BY 15 LENGTHS!

CATALINA ~ REAL QUIET ~ TIGER DANCER ~ THUNDER CAT
AND BLUNNY -- MAKE UP THE NEXT TIER
BUT SHOWING LITTLE SPEED YET

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO THE TRAILERS
IN THE EARLY GOING:
CIGARSHOP ~ PEEPTOAD ~ STARK -&- POST TIME MIKE

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OUT OF THE TURN THE COME


ONLY 2 OF THE 3 FAST FILLYS ARE IN COMMAND
AFTER RUFFIAN VEERED SHARPLY ALMOST INTO THE FENCE
AVOIDING SOMETHING LAYING ON THE TRACK
(LOOKS LIKE IT MAY BE A THROWN SHOE?)


DUSTY -&- EL PRADO HAVE LEFT THE FIELD IN THEIR WAKE
TAKING A HUGE LEAD ~ SETTING BLISTERING FRACTIONS

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STARK JUST SUDDENLY AWAKENED HIS INNER MOJO AND
IS CLOSING QUICKLY ON THE FRONT RUNNING FILLY DUO

Image ~Is this STUFF racing legal??~ -- :o



IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO RUFFIAN -&- PEEPTOAD

ANOTHER BIG GAP BACK TO TIGER DANCER -&- BLUNNY
WHO ARE JUST IN FRONT OF: THUNDER CAT ~ REAL QUIET
CATALINA ~ CIGARSHOP -&- POST TIME MIKE


THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH


DUSTY -- WITH JUST A NOSE IN FRONT OF EL PRADO, LEADS THE WAY

STARK -&- RUFFIAN ARE NEXT BUT NOT EVEN CLOSE
TO THE SUPER-SONIC-SPEEDY FRONT RUNNING DUO

THUNDER CAT -&- PEEPTOAD ARE 3 LENGTHS BACK
THE REST ARE PLAYING "CATCH UP" TO THE WIRE

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AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME


A FILLY MATCH RACE OF DUSTY -&- EL PRADO ON FIRE
WITH LIGHTNING FAST FRACTIONS BURNING UP THE TRACK

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STARK -&- RUFFIAN STILL ALL OUT TRYING TO CLOSE WHAT
NOW APPEARS TO BE AN IMPOSSIBLE GAP TO THE LEADERS

SUDDENLY EVERYONE IS ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING
BECAUSE WITHOUT WARNING, DEFENDING CHAMP BLUNNY
RE-LOADED HIS ENERGIZER BATTERY
AND IS FLYING UP THE RAIL -- WITH HIS FLUFFY LITTLE TAIL -- :lol:

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HE IS PASSING EVERYONE IN HIS WAY
AND NOW INCREDIBLY IS RIGHT AT THE TAIL OF EL PRADO
WITH ONLY DUSTY IN HIS WAY OF
REPEATING HIS VICTORY GALLOP OF LAST TIME ~

BUT IS IT TOO LITTLE TOO LATE?

ABSOLUTELY NOT -- AS THE DEFENDING CHAMP HAS FLOWN RIGHT
ON BY DUSTY -- WHO SEEMS TO BE IN A STATE OF SHOCK WITH
THE WIRE JUST AHEAD AND A VICTORY ALMOST A ''SURE THING''

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BUT AS WE ALL KNOW FROM HISTORY
'IT AIN'T OVER TILL THE STOUT LADY SINGS'

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AND SHE HAS NOT ONLY SUNG, BUT THE SONG SHE SANG:
'WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS'

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JOCKEY / TRAINER / OWNER MUST BE SHAKING
THEIR HEADS IN DISBELIEF BY WHAT THEY JUST WITNESSED!

MEMORIES OF THE GREAT ZENYATTA -&- CRYPTOCLEARANCE
AS WELL AS ARROGATE'S RUN IN THE DUBAI WORLD CUP

WHATEVER THEY ARE FEEDING THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
MUST BE A CLOSELY GUARDED SECRET THAT MANY TRAINERS
ARE TRYING TO DISCOVER BECAUSE THIS CLOSING RUN WILL GO
DOWN IN THE RECORD BOOKS AS ONE OF THE FASTEST EVER!


NO PHOTO NEEDED TODAY FOLKS!

BLUNNY NOT ONLY REPEATED HIS LAST VICTORY
BUT DID IT IN RECORD BREAKING FRACTIONS
AND NEXT TIME WILL RUN FOR THAT ELUSIVE 3-PEAT GLORY!


$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$
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1st ~ (DC) BLUNNY ========$163.80
**Sloppy Track = NO Problem!
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2nd ~ D U S T Y ========= $146.00
**A Run That On Most Days Would Be A Winner
Image ~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~



3rd ~ EL PRADO ========= $135.40
**Outstanding Effort
Image ~FLOWER-BEARER~



4th ~ STARK ============ $92.80
**STEALS THE PRECIOUS
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==== ALSO RAN ====


RUFFIAN =========== $70.00

THUNDER CAT ======= $64.20

PEEPTOAD ========== $63.00

REAL QUIET ========= $55.80

CATALINA ========== $46.80

CIGARSHOP ========= $45.80

POST TIME MIKE ====== $42.60 --(All In The Final Furlongs!)

TIGER DANCER ======== $37.20
*Could Not Handle The Slop! Tigers May Love Water, But NOT Mud!
Also ~ We Now Know It Was HER Shoe That Ruffian Saw!
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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME

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Image ~Graphics -&- LOL's By: TIGER DANCER~
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