MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 2/7 *RESULTS* @ GULFSTREAM PARK

MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 2/7 *RESULTS* @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Postby RUFFIAN » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:23 pm

CONGRATS TO REAL QUIET WHO MAY CONSIDER A NAME CHANGE
~ AS ONCE AGAIN HE WAS ANYTHING BUT QUIET AS HE ROARED TO THE WIRE,
DEPRIVING THUNDER CAT OF A REPEAT VICTORY


NOW THE 'NOT-SO-QUIET-ONE' WILL HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE
TO BRING HOME BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS


VENUE CHOICE: GULFSTREAM PARK

POST TIME: 12:35 ET ~ 11:35 AM CT ~ 10:35 AM MT ~ 9:35 AM PT

SCOREKEEPER

BACK AGAIN IN YE OLE CAT HOUSE WILL BE RUFFIAN
WITH HER CALCULATOR ~ CATNIP ~ MEOW MIX-ANCHOVY BUFFET AND ~
THE AUSSIE DANCERS ~ ''THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER!''

NO WONDER THE CAT LADY TRIES SO HARD TO BE LAST! :twisted:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 2/7 *RESULTS* @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Postby RUFFIAN » Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:07 am

**RESULTS**
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GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
**OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY: BOTS**
BATTLE OF THE SEXES CHALLENGE:
COLT DOGS -VS- FILLY KITTIES

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WITH CATALINA ON R-&-R BREAK
AND PEEPTOAD -&- POST TIME MIKE
DOING THEIR WORKOUTS IN PREP FOR SATURDAY
WE WILL HAVE 8 IN THE GATE
AS 7 WILL CHALLENGE REAL QUIET
RUNNING FOR A REPEAT VICTORY GALLOP

THE 8 ARE EVENLY DIVIDED: 4 COLTS + 4 FILLYS
SO THE BATTLE FOR ''GENDER-GLORY'' IS
BALANCED EQUALLY FAIR NOT FRIVOLOUS!

THE 8 ARE IN THE GATE AND READY TO RUN

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO ....
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OFF LIKE A ROCKET IS DUSTY, LEAVING 7 IN HER DUST
AS SHE LEADS THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
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DEFENDING CHAMP, REAL QUIET IS NEXT
FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY TIGER DANCER RIGHT AT HIS TAIL
(IS THAT A GRIN WE SEE ON HIS FACE?) :twisted:

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO THUNDER CAT -&- CRUZAN
AS THE EARLY TRAILING SLOWPOKES ARE
BLUNNY WITH NO-CHARGED-BATTERY
FOLLOWED BY A TURTLE-TEMPO CIGARSHOP
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AND WAY BACK IS RUFFIAN WHO APPARENTLY LEFT HER
'INNER-CHEETAH' BACK AT THE BARN NAPPING!
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OR IS SHE SECRETLY PLANNING A RETURN TRIP
TO YE OLE CAT HOUSE WHERE CATNIP -&- AUSSIE MALE DANCERS
ARE AN INTRIGUING INCENTIVE TO RUN POORLY!


~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


THINGS HAVE CHANGED DRASTICALLY AS THE FILLY IN FRONT
SUDDENLY VEERED SHARPLY ALMOST LOSING HER JOCKEY
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AT THE SAME TIME, COLT CRUZAN TOOK OFF
LIKE A BEE JUST STUNG HIS BUTT,
AND HAS LEFT THE REST IN THE 'REAR-VIEW-MIRROR'
*NO --> THINGS ARE 'NOT CLOSER THAN THEY SEEM' IN THIS CASE!
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THE COLT IS SO FAR IN FRONT -- THAT THE RACE
IS VIRTUALLY OVER WITH HALF OF IT YET TO RUN
SO UNLESS THERE IS A SECRET 'ZENYATTA' IN THE FIELD
WE KNOW WHO WILL STAND IN THE WINNER'S CIRCLE TODAY

MUCH TO THE DISMAY OF DEFENDING CHAMP REAL QUIET
WHO MAY ONLY ADD A BRIDESMAID GOWN TO HIS COLLECTION


~~DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


THE RACE HAS TURNED INTO A 1-HORSE EXHIBITION
AS CRUZAN IS DOING HIS OWN INTERPRETATION
OF SECRETARIAT'S BELMONT
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REAL QUIET AND A QUICKLY CLOSING THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT
BUT ONLY RUNNING FOR 2nd PLACE MONEY

TIGER DANCER IS NEXT BUT NOT GAINING MUCH GROUND

BLUNNY -& DUSTY ARE NEXT FOLLOWED BY THE DUO OF
CIGARSHOP -&- RUFFIAN -- WHO APPEAR TO BE DOING
A SLOTH-SNAIL-SHOWDOWN IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE
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THE WIRE ONLY HAS ONE NOSE TOUCHING IT
AS CRUZAN IMPRESSIVELY WINS BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS

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DEFENDING CHAMP, REAL QUIET INDEED ADDS ANOTHER
BRIDESMAID GOWN TO HIS HUGE COLLECTION AS
THUNDER CAT BRINGS HOME THE SHOW SPOT TO SAVE FILLY EGOS

TIGER DANCER HOLDS OFF A LATE-ENERGIZED-BLUNNY TO
STEAL THE 'PRECIOUS' FROM THE CURRENT TITLE HOLDER


$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$
**REPORT ANY $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE SUPURR-INTENDENT
( RUFFIAN333@webtv.net )


1st ~ CRUZAN === $78.40
*Race Over By Halfway Point
Image ~WINNER ... It's Good To Be The King~


2nd ~ {DC}REAL QUIET === $49.60
*Decent Effort: But Nobody Could Catch Cruzan Today!
Image ~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ THUNDER CAT === $42.90
*Strong Stretch Drive
Image ~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ TIGER DANCER = $35.60
(*Gollum Seen Lurking In The Shed Row!)
Image ~RING-BEARER~ Image


~~ALSO RAN~~


BLUNNY === $28.10

DUSTY === $24.40

CIGARSHOP === $17.40

RUFFIAN === $15.80
*Indeed! A Repeat Return To The Cat House!
Does Someone Need An 'Intervention' :twisted:
Has Catnip -&- Those Naughty Boys From ''Aussie Land''
Affected Her Desire To Win? :o
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**PURRR A CERTAIN -- SEMI ANONYMOUS REQUEST... :o
Image ~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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