MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 5/17 + *RESULTS* GULFSTREAM PARK

MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 5/17 + *RESULTS* GULFSTREAM PARK

Postby RUFFIAN » Sun May 14, 2017 4:11 pm

CONGRATS TO THUNDER CAT WHO MET THE ROAR OF RUFFIAN
CHALLENGING IN THE FINAL FURLONG TO WIN GOING AWAY!

DUE TO OTHER COMMITMENTS ~ THUNDER CAT WAS UNABLE
TO SELECT THE VENUE SO RUFFIAN WILL DO HER BEST TO
PLEASE MOST OR ALL OF THE CONTENDERS

VENUE: GULFSTREAM PARK

***FEATURE EVENT: THE DUSTY BIRTHDAY STAKES ***

POST TIME: 1:15 EDT

SCOREKEEPER: DUSTY
BUT WHAT KIND OF BIRTHDAY GIFT WOULD THAT BE?!? :twisted:

THEREFORE ~ RUFFZILLA WILL STEP INTO THE CAT HOUSE
WITH A CLEAN CALCULATOR / COLORADO CATNIP AND OF
COURSE THE CHIPPENDALES! THE DANCERS NOT THE RODENTS :roll:

RULES ARE WISE TO READ
CHAOS REIGNS WITHOUT
BEST TO TAKE A PEEK
THAN DQ & THEN GO POUT! :cry:
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 5/17 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Postby RUFFIAN » Tue May 16, 2017 11:45 am

GRANDIOSE & GLORIOUS @ GULFSTREAM
OR GROSSLY GRUESOME

R1 >>> 5 1 3 6 2
CAPE APACHE

POPY HOW U SPEL CUPCAKE
SYMPATICO


R2 >>> 4 2 5 7 3
*WHERE'S THAT CAT => SEE ANSWER BELOW PIX

ATLANTIC FIELD
STARSHIP APOLLO


R3 >>> 7 6 5 4 2
FEELING AWESOME

STREET PRINCESS
ROLL IT GAL


R4 >>> 1 6 7 3 2
FAVORITE (WildCat) HEIR

D' CRAZINESS
STAR CONTENDER


R5 >>> 3 8 7 9 6
TALKED OUT (IN WHAT UNIVERSE?)

KEY THE STORM
BIT O MAGIC


R6 >>> 1 3 9 4 5
SOFT & SILENT (AshAvAri)

MELODY CROON
VENTINA


R7 >>> 3 2 6 5 7
LIRICA

FAITH N HOPE
QUEEN ROLLER


R8 >>> 9 2 1 4 7
I BETCHA (I'm In The Cat House!)

ROYAL CRUSADER
GEAR GAMMER


R9 >>> 11 3 7 4 2
KIREMBE

PERFECT STATE = COLORADO
* (300 Days Of Sunshine & Rocky Mt Legal High)
BIO SAND

WHERE'S THAT CAT?

THE SECRET

O Pussycat, Pussycat,
Where do you go
When you disappear to where
ONLY you know?

I look under each bed
I crawl on the floor.....
I peek in each room
And behind every door!

I search everyplace
That a Kitty could hide
I've called and I've crawled---
I've lost all my pride!

I then try 'temptation'
And put out a treat
Then just sit and listen
For those little cat feet!

But, the silence prevails
No Purrrrrr do I hear
Though, something within says
You're really quite near!

I'm sure from some corner
You'll soon be emerging..
You'll come when YOU want...
And not from my urging!

So...where do you suppose
Those little toes go...
Where is that place
That only Cats know?

(C) RUFFIAN aka Cat
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 5/17 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Postby RUFFIAN » Thu May 18, 2017 3:01 pm

RUFFZILLA ROARING IN TO SCORE FOR THE DUSTY ONE IN CAT HOUSE
CELEBRATING HER BIRTHDAY WITH CATNIP & CHIPPENDALES
~ THE DANCERS NOT THE RODENTS OF COURSE!

OUR FEATURE EVENT IS: THE DUSTY BIRTHDAY STAKES

TODAY IS THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES MIDWEEK MAYHEM
THE COLTS BIG & STRONG WITH AN EVEN STRONGER 'ATTITUDE'
OF HOW GREAT THEY ARE & HOW THEY WILL DEFEAT THE FILLYS

THE FILLYS ALL BLINGED OUT HOPING TO BE A MAJOR DISTRACTION
TO THOSE BIG BAD BOYS --- SOMETIMES CLEVER DEFEATS BIGGER!

THE POST PARADE IS UNDERWAY AND THUNDER CAT GOT A
ROUSING STANDING OVATION AS SHE PASSED BY THE STANDS
FROM ALL HER FANS HOPING FOR A REPEAT VICTORY GALLOP

THE HORSES ARE BEING LOADED WITHOUT INCIDENT ~
OOOOPS I SPOKE TOO SOON! EL PRADO HAS TOSSED HER JOCKEY
AND CAUSING A BOLD RUCKUS REFUSING TO GO IN ~

HERE COMES THE BLINDFOLD & EXTRA HANDLERS TO ESCORT
THE NAUGHTY FILLY INTO THE GATE

FINALLY WE ARE READY TO RUN
AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE DUSTY BIRTHDAY STAKES

A TRIO LEADS THE WAY INTO THE TURN
CIGARSHOP ~ REAL QUIET & CATALINA

BUT IT'S ONLY A LENGTH BACK TO THUNDER CAT ~ STARK ~
TIGER DANCER ~ RUFFIAN

TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING
ARE BLUNNY ~ DUSTY & EL PRADO


OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

AND NOW DEFENDING CHAMP THUNDER CAT HAS TAKEN TOTAL
COMMAND OF THE LEAD WITH CIGARSHOP JUST A LENGTH BEHIND

DUSTY & BLUNNY HAVE SOARED FROM THE CLOUDS WITH A BIG SURGE OF SPEED AND NOW ARE ONLY 2 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNERS

THERE'S A GAP OF 3 LENGTHS TO
STARK ~ RUFFIAN ~ REAL QUIET & TIGER DANCER

TRAILING THE FIELD ARE CATALINA & EL PRADO WHO HAVE
NOT YET SHOWN ANY SPEED OR INTEREST IN RUNNING

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

THUNDER CAT IS HAVING EVERYTHING HER OWN WAY WITH
ONLY CIGARSHOP A POSSIBLE CHALLENGE TO A REPEAT WIN

BLUNNY ~ CATALINA ~ TIGER DANCER ~ DUSTY MAKE UP THE
NEXT TIER ABOUT 6 LENGTHS BACK

REAL QUIET IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN & STARK

EL PRADO SEEMS TO BE STRUGGLING BADLY AND IS 20 LENGTHS
BEHIND THE REST OF THE RUNNERS ~ SOMETHING MAY BE WRONG?

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

THUNDER CAT LEADING THE WAY
CIGARSHOP ALL OUT TRYING TO CATCH THE RUNAWAY FILLY

BUT THEN WITHOUT WARNING ~ WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD
THE THUNDER ROLLED AND THE CAT ROARED
LEAVING CIGARSHOP PLAYING BRIDESMAID AS THE FILLY WINS BY DAYLIGHT REPEATING WITH THE SAME IMPRESSIVE STYLE AS LAST TIME

BLUNNY HOLDS ON FOR THE SHOW SPOT

TIGHT PHOTO FOR THE SUPERFECTA / ''THE PRECIOUS''
BETWEEN CATALINA & TIGER DANCER: A WHISKER SEPARATES THEM

OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH

(DC) THUNDER CAT ==== $72.30

CIGARSHOP ========== $62.40

BLUNNY ============= $54.90

CATALINA ====== ===== $48.60
*Steals The Precious From Tiger Dancer By A Whopping $.20

ALSO RAN

TIGER DANCER === $48.40

DUSTY ========== $46

REAL QUIET === == $40.90

RUFFIAN ======== $34.20

STARK ========== $28.10

EL PRADO ======= $8
*PULLED UP IN THE FINAL FURLONG / VANNED OFF
WILL BE EXAMINED BACK AT THE BARN

*** PLEASE EXAMINE ALL TICKETS FOR ERRORS
REPORT OBJECTIONS TO TRACK SUPURRRINTENDENT

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