Horrible Names For Horses

Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby War Admiral » Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:52 pm

I've never liked the name Hoof Hearted.
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby Diver52 » Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:45 am

War Admiral wrote:I've never liked the name Hoof Hearted.


Oh, that's a classic cringe!
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby bare it all » Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:51 am

Not sure it's horrible, but I grin about it... there's an Aussie gelding by the lovely Denman named "I Bought A Horse"... he's not much, but he's honest. LOL
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby Horsebagger » Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:53 pm

Nomorerichblondes just won the Dubai Oaks. I'm guessing the owner has his fill in his harem, and is branching out?
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby Jumron » Mon Feb 27, 2017 5:20 am

Not too horrible a name, but a 3 YO filly named Morticia won a turf sprint stakes race at Gulfstream last Saturday. With that name I had to bet on her, and now I can't get the theme song to "The Adams Family" out of my head. :)
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby TBird » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:44 am

Jumron wrote:Not too horrible a name, but a 3 YO filly named Morticia won a turf sprint stakes race at Gulfstream last Saturday. With that name I had to bet on her, and now I can't get the theme song to "The Adams Family" out of my head. :)


Morticia is out of Halloween Party. Maybe the owner has fond memories of a Morticia costume?
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby neighhey » Tue May 16, 2017 8:24 pm

While checking out some horses in Argentina, I noticed that a soon-to-be 2YO Sebi Halo colt is named Soylent Green. :(
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby BlindLucky » Wed May 17, 2017 8:08 am

neighhey wrote:While checking out some horses in Argentina, I noticed that a soon-to-be 2YO Sebi Halo colt is named Soylent Green. :(

At least it's people, not horses.
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby the olline rebel » Thu May 18, 2017 8:03 pm

It begins and ends with Bloody Buttocks.
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby BaroqueAgain1 » Thu May 18, 2017 8:41 pm

:shock:
I'm kind of surprised that one got OK'd by the Jockey Club.
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