Horrible Names For Horses

Horrible Names For Horses

Postby Personal Ensign » Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:55 am

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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby jjacks1 » Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:33 pm

Spinelessjellyfish - what an awful thing to name a horse!
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby WarBiscuit » Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:50 pm

jjacks1 wrote:Spinelessjellyfish - what an awful thing to name a horse!


Wow, that brings back some memories! He's been retired for a long time now, but he was a pretty decent racer in his day,
especially earlier in his career. I think his name helped attract more fans for him over the years...


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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby Ribot » Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:52 pm

STEAK DINNER (USA) ch. G, 1984 DP = 2-13-13-0-0 (28) DI = 3.31 CD = 0.61 Lifetime Rec: 50-10-10-7
I don't think the horses can read the toteboard.
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby Personal Ensign » Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:23 pm

In the recently released names database I found this one

A Colt Named Sue
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby sweettalk » Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:34 pm

Personal Ensign wrote:In the recently released names database I found this one

A Colt Named Sue

whaaaat... that's a johnny cash reference =(

never did warm up to notacatbutallama. it isnt funny or cute. it's just long and dumb. and yeah, i know the story. still dumb.
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby Summer Bird » Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:22 pm

Not a Thoroughbred, but found this hilarious ad on craigslist about a horse named Rotten Banana.

http://burlington.craigslist.org/grd/4051087520.html
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby drjohnh » Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:24 pm

WarBiscuit wrote:
jjacks1 wrote:Spinelessjellyfish - what an awful thing to name a horse!


Wow, that brings back some memories! He's been retired for a long time now, but he was a pretty decent racer in his day,
especially earlier in his career. I think his name helped attract more fans for him over the years...


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I was a fan of that guy, loved his name too..it was his name that got me following him
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby Personal Ensign » Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:22 am

more awful names from newly released names

Bacon Bits :o

Basket of Beer :shock:

Cab Driver :(

Ravioli :?

Who comes up with some of these names?
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Re: Horrible Names For Horses

Postby serenassong » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:44 am

sweettalk wrote:
Personal Ensign wrote:In the recently released names database I found this one

A Colt Named Sue

whaaaat... that's a johnny cash reference =(

never did warm up to notacatbutallama. it isnt funny or cute. it's just long and dumb. and yeah, i know the story. still dumb.


Here's another one, I love Johnny Cash- and I don't think it's a bad name - Man in Black
http://www.equibase.com/profiles/Result ... registry=T

When I started this thread, here is the first one that I put up- just awful
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http://www.equibase.com/profiles/Result ... registry=T
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