Interesting/funny horse names

Re: Interesting/funny horse names

Postby bare it all » Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:00 pm

BaroqueAgain1 wrote:Conquest Stables ran a son of Gio Ponti in the 8th at Gulfstream yesterday (last, unfortunately), and that combination of factors gave us Conquestportaponti. :?


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Conquest Portaponti says it's time for number 2, his 2nd race that is. Portaponti will be dropping in to Gulfstream Park on April 9th for Race 6 at 3:40 PM ET from Post 6. Jonathan J. Gonzales will be in the irons and has been provided with a gas-mask and a super-soaker filled with febreeze!

So make sure to tune in because Portaponti has the runs!... Eww, get your mind out of the toilet, we just mean he likes to run!
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Re: Interesting/funny horse names

Postby Northport » Thu Apr 07, 2016 12:33 pm

Their names are horrendous, but goodness Conquest's social media is second to none. Between the photoshopped pics, the puns, and the engagement they have with their followers, I can't help but like them.
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Re: Interesting/funny horse names

Postby BaroqueAgain1 » Sat Apr 09, 2016 3:58 pm

Conquestportaponti just finished second in the 6th at Gulfstream. Almost got there for the win. Looks like he might be a nice grass horse for Conquest.
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Re: Interesting/funny horse names

Postby Life At Zen » Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:35 pm

BaroqueAgain1 wrote:Conquestportaponti just finished second in the 6th at Gulfstream. Almost got there for the win. Looks like he might be a nice grass horse for Conquest.


They posted on their fb page that he won?
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Re: Interesting/funny horse names

Postby Northport » Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:57 pm

Just saw this one in the GIII Princess Stakes at Randwick, she finished 4th

Soviet Secret (AUS) - Eavesdropper (USA) X Russian Babe (AUS), by Singspiel (IRE) :lol:
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Re: Interesting/funny horse names

Postby sweettalk » Sat Apr 09, 2016 11:22 pm

Life At Zen wrote:
BaroqueAgain1 wrote:Conquestportaponti just finished second in the 6th at Gulfstream. Almost got there for the win. Looks like he might be a nice grass horse for Conquest.


They posted on their fb page that he won?

i looked at the chart, physical winner was DQd and that gave him the win.
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Re: Interesting/funny horse names

Postby BaroqueAgain1 » Sat Apr 09, 2016 11:39 pm

That's what I get for channel-surfing away from TVG and missing the DQ announcement. :P :lol:
Congratulations to Conquestportaponti. :D
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Re: Interesting/funny horse names

Postby carole » Sat Apr 16, 2016 2:40 pm

Lol you guys might not have heard this story over in America but there was a competition in the UK to name a Royal Research Ship and the name that was voted as the top suggestion was Boaty McBoatface. Now it is unlikely that this name will be actually chosen for the ship, but some Aussies found it hilarious and they named their horse....

Horsey McHorseface! :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Racing Post did an article on this gelding
http://www.racingpost.com/news/live.sd? ... category=0
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Re: Interesting/funny horse names

Postby Sparrow Castle » Sun Apr 17, 2016 12:23 am

The Canary Lived, 3 yo G by Cool Coal Man out of Smart Lady Doc won a claiming race at EMD today.
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Re: Interesting/funny horse names

Postby stark » Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:36 pm

I thought that a simple name change for CALIFORNIA CHROME would be an easy way to increase his popularity, but guess what....
it's already taken!!!

Kentucky Chrome (KY)

CH , C, foaled April 27, 2014

( Get Stormy - Wellsong, by El Prado (IRE))

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I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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